People who hangout at pubs are such fucking losers

[CliffordTheBigRedNigger]

I'm talking about the shitty dive ones where you have all these middle age fuckers who do nothing but hangout and drink all day and trashy white women with daddy issues. There are a million bars out there, but these people go and hangout are the shittiest ones with no redeeming factors and think it makes them cool. We needed a quick bite and stopped into one close by for lunch and the whole place reeked of piss and cigs. Some drunk boomer kept trying to talk to us. Go get a job you fucking faggot instead of drinking all day like a fucking loser. At least if you're going to drink all day go to a real bar instead of hanging out in a shitty one thinking it makes you look like a badass.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I’d rather go to a dive than some trendy, hipster place pretending to be a dive.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I'm talking about the shitty dive ones where you have all these middle age fuckers who do nothing but hangout and drink all day and trashy white women with daddy issues. There are a million bars out there, but these people go and hangout are the shittiest ones with no redeeming factors and think it makes them cool. We needed a quick bite and stopped into one close by for lunch and the whole place reeked of piss and cigs. Some drunk boomer kept trying to talk to us. Go get a job you fucking faggot instead of drinking all day like a fucking loser. At least if you're going to drink all day go to a real bar instead of hanging out in a shitty one thinking it makes you look like a badass.

Should have brought your computer in and set up on the bar. Lets everyone know how important you are. Real Alpha move.

 

[guest]

When you walk in and they sense you're not a regular...you instantly become the focus of the joint, as they vampirically suck off your life essence, out of envy.

The easiest way to know a bar is such, is if they have a darts tournament thingy setup. We have those here with the Newfie losers, and they act indignant if you just want to be left alone.

 

[fusciasomething]

I like dive bars but I have never hung out at one during a weekday or weeknight and certainly don't think it makes me cool. I just fucking hate bros and that sense that a fight is always about to break out, I get much less of that at a dive bar.

 

[Dennyislife]

When I was 18 I would hang out in old men's pubs on the way home from work. It got me some good jobs and great nights out. Lots of my pals from those days are in care homes now. Whoops.

 

[Carl Winslow]

I used to go to bars a lot, but went to Korea in 2014 while i was in the military. Korea bars are next fucking level. after that I only went to stripclubs and sports bars. bars are gay. and yea, the vibe of dudes always trying to fight each other is really bad.

 

[guest]

of course anyone who’s a regular at a bar is a fucking loser but dives like in barfly are always better than soulless SODOSOPA chain bars where drafts are $9

Id rather talk to the burnout creeps with good stories who say faggot openly than suburban middle aged dudes in golf attire that can’t hold their liquor

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Instead of complaining about dive bars i would recommend you dive headfirst from the roof of one.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Instead of complaining about dive bars i would recommend you dive headfirst from the roof of one.

Hey take a deep dive in a shallow pool and then get back to me pal

 

[BoringFaggot]

I like to do my drinking at home so I can make a complete embarrassment of myself in private.

 

[quark]

I like to do my drinking at home so I can make a complete embarrassment of myself in private.

And on onaforums

 

[BoringFaggot]

And on onaforums

Like i said, from home.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

They’re only losers if they go alone. I dont think theres any shame in hanging out at the bar with lifelong chums. The fuck else are you gonna do at age 50? Pretend like you have some faggy hobby?

 

[Cuphead]

They're fine if your looking for a place to grab a quick beer. I wouldn't hangout or eat at one though. I find them kind of depressing

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I liked the places where you could play pool for $1 a game. To me, a bar or a pub is just a place to kill time before going somewhere else. The way tap beer is priced nowadays basically certifies that anyone who hangs out for 3+ hours at a time (unless you're playing pool or darts) is a loser.