People who aren't waiting in line, but don't tell you that when you think they are and line up behind them.

[guest]

I'm gonna fucking snap.

 

[guest]

Have you ever thought about meditating?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Give em the ol Neely

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

What about people that cut in line when there's an obvious huge line fawkin scuuuumbags

 

[Meownaw]

WWAWD people that say on line?

 

[aRTie02150]

People do this at Culver's all the fucking time. I can be standing there with the massive plastic number in my hand and have my back against the wall and someone will still line up next to me assuming I'm also waiting in line.

I don't know how many times I've had to say "I'm not in line" to someone standing next to me.

 

[guest]

Use your words, Dougie. Something like this: "Are you lined up or..?" works 100% of the time.

 

[guest]

Use your words, Dougie. Something like this: "Are you lined up or..?" works 100% of the time.

This might be crazy enough to work.

 

[guest]

This might be crazy enough to work.

Stand a little too close when you ask. It's fun.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

WWAWD people that say on line?

fawwwkin brootal

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

WWAWD people that say on line?

Which way?

 

[Meownaw]

Which way?

Medium or well done?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Medium or well done?

Do you remembah? Do you remembah what we talked about?

 

[Meownaw]

Do you remembah? Do you remembah what we talked about?

I know Steve Arnold, don't worry it's handled.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I know Steve Arnold, don't worry it's handled.

Oh, well then my mistake. Maybe we got off on the wrong foot.

 

[Meownaw]

Oh, well then my mistake. Maybe we got off on the wrong foot.

My recent favorite one is him doing Eric Roberts and before he does the impression he says "oh and my women fans will love this one" then Jay immediately says "both of them" and Dice goes ballistic. I'll find the time stamp.



45:05

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

My recent favorite one is him doing Eric Roberts and before he does the impression he says "oh and my women fans will love this one" then Jay immediately says "both of them" and Dice goes ballistic. I'll find the time stamp.



45:05

WHA HAPPEN NOW?

 

[Meownaw]

WHA HAPPEN NOW?

I have a show at the pound. You know a dog shelter lots of material on dogs. Your wife inspired it OHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[Meownaw]

Another great one is Dice telling Jay that his impression of saying "yam bag"! sounded nothing like him on Conan. Jay the responds "what, too much applause"?

 

[DMAN]

where we at wit the people who just skip the line pretending "they didn't see" hoping the pushover wagey will just take their order