People that work at car dealerships are fucking retarded

[Carl Winslow]

For starters, I don’t get there being a shortage on people that fix fucking truck or car windows?

But the workers that work in these places are always asshats. I called last week, and it’s like trying to get in a an appointment for a space rocket takeoff. They were fucking rude as fuck and made it sound like a hassle that they have to do their fucking jobs.

So a week later, I pull in, talk to the fat fuck behind the counter saying that I’m here for my 1 o clock.

No appt made… I’m like, nah , I called last week , appt made, who did I talk to? How the fuck would I know? I don’t ask for peoples names, even more so for people I talk to on the phone.

Some fat fuck woman chimes in that I might have called the wrong dealership that also has a “north “ in the title. Nah, I’ve had work here before in the past. They can’t find me in the system, but they easyly found me last week on the phone…

I give them my keys, because I think the fat fuck misspelled my name and realized his mistake… and like magic I get a txt message saying they started work. Fucking fat podunk faggot.

But his fat ass and in a shit manner says “it’s going to be while to see what’s wrong” derrr

I have a feeling a certain 10th grade math teacher is behind this…

 

[Consensual Rapist]

It’s all a conspiracy against you, created by your tenth grade teacher.
Here’s a picture of all those in this wicked conspiracy

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Recently I had to get something done (appt and all) and before they took my keys they asked me if I was interested in an oil change. I told them no as I had just changed it recently and used synthetic so it’s fine for a while.

Ten minutes later I can see my car on the lift and guess what? They’re Changing the oil and not even doing what is needed to be done. I was fawking pissed since synthetic is more expensive and these fucks just put cheap shit in.

 

[Brooke Shields]

You probably should have checked that they understood your last name is Jim and it's your first name that's Nigger

 

[Carl Winslow]

And what’s with the women that work at dealships having that nigger fucker look. I mean, oh my god!

 

[Carl Winslow]

Almost 600 dollars.

Fuck math teachers

 

[LiberalPussy]

Poor people are adorable. I’m treated like a king whenever I go in for service. Lol

 

[Carl Winslow]

I’m not poor

 

[LiberalPussy]

I’m not poor

LOL, whatever you need to tell yourself.

 

[Toast]

I had a different experience. This past February i went and bought my very first Porsche. While sitting in said dealer I was asked maybe 6 times by 3 or 4 people if I needed a drink or anything while I wait. Apparently, they had a free Starbucks in the building, which I did not take advantage of because I hate coffee and didn't want to have to pee. Anyways the service was exemplary. I'll update you this winter when i go in for my first service as I haven't yet put 3000 miles on it.

 

[Carl Winslow]

They won’t even put the window up for a liability. I might blow my head off in here

 

[Wild]

For starters, I don’t get there being a shortage on people that fix fucking truck or car windows?

But the workers that work in these places are always asshats. I called last week, and it’s like trying to get in a an appointment for a space rocket takeoff. They were fucking rude as fuck and made it sound like a hassle that they have to do their fucking jobs.

So a week later, I pull in, talk to the fat fuck behind the counter saying that I’m here for my 1 o clock.

No appt made… I’m like, nah , I called last week , appt made, who did I talk to? How the fuck would I know? I don’t ask for peoples names, even more so for people I talk to on the phone.

Some fat fuck woman chimes in that I might have called the wrong dealership that also has a “north “ in the title. Nah, I’ve had work here before in the past. They can’t find me in the system, but they easyly found me last week on the phone…

I give them my keys, because I think the fat fuck misspelled my name and realized his mistake… and like magic I get a txt message saying they started work. Fucking fat podunk faggot.

But his fat ass and in a shit manner says “it’s going to be while to see what’s wrong” derrr

I have a feeling a certain 10th grade math teacher is behind this…

Love you, love the blog. Liked, linked, and subscribed. Keep us posted on any further developments.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Recently I had to get something done (appt and all) and before they took my keys they asked me if I was interested in an oil change. I told them no as I had just changed it recently and used synthetic so it’s fine for a while.

Ten minutes later I can see my car on the lift and guess what? They’re Changing the oil and not even doing what is needed to be done. I was fawking pissed since synthetic is more expensive and these fucks just put cheap shit in.

Did you pay for the oil change like a cuckold?

 

[Carl Winslow]

I’m bout to blow my head off after I yell HELp ME HITLER

 

[New Name]

I’m bout to blow my head off after I yell HELp ME HITLER

Find the vending machine and have yourself a nice Twix

 

[Carl Winslow]

I’m goi g to slit my fucking throaty up

 

[guest]

The moment I see a fat person is helping me I know I'm in for a real fucking treat.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

It’s all a conspiracy against you, created by your tenth grade teacher.
Here’s a picture of all those in this wicked conspiracy
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