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Paul Stanley’s Soul Station

Kinderman

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is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I mean, I always assumed the guy was a ‘mo, but Jeeeeeeesus. He’s got. the gay. face.

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This is exactly what I imagine Anthony would be like with Jew money. Look at Paul just vamp, mince, and sashay to these old tunes. He’s so much happier than he ever was being in KISS and dealing with people like Jim Norton.

The very first move he makes is so fucking fruity. What is that?



Autotune audible the second Paul starts singing:




Posting in Off-Topic because I don’t think this qualifies as music. @UnPRePared comment?
 

UnPRePared

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Give me a few to listen to this, awlroight?

And I'll say up front, I'm not the biggest Paul Stanley fan. Nothing taken away from his success, and KISS does have some songs I actually like (embarrassingly), but I'll give them a look and I'll be honest with you lads.
 

UnPRePared

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Oh for fucks sake.

You have no idea how hard that was for me to sit through. "I, Oh I" wanted to kill myself.

The band is solid. The background singers, absolutely terrific. And when it started, I was getting "This Old Heart Of Mine" by the Isley Brothers vibes. That's NEVER a bad thing.

But then Paul opened his mouth, and started gyrating like a Parkinson's grandmother.

I wanted to shut the song off after ten seconds of that, but because I love you cunts, I suffered. I suffered FOR YOU.

And then I dragged Alicja over here to listen to Paul's "Could It Be I'm Falling In Love", because if I'm going to hate myself, I'm going to make someone else bloody feel that way too.

I'm certain she's not going to talk to me for the rest of rehearsal.

And @Kinderman, I hope you're happy that I listened to a singer go from sounding like shit to utter shit for your amusement. Go listen to Michael McDonald's Motown album instead, that isn't bad.
 

Kinderman

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Oh for fucks sake.

You have no idea how hard that was for me to sit through. "I, Oh I" wanted to kill myself.

The band is solid. The background singers, absolutely terrific. And when it started, I was getting "This Old Heart Of Mine" by the Isley Brothers vibes. That's NEVER a bad thing.

But then Paul opened his mouth, and started gyrating like a Parkinson's grandmother.

I wanted to shut the song off after ten seconds of that, but because I love you cunts, I suffered. I suffered FOR YOU.

And then I dragged Alicja over here to listen to Paul's "Could It Be I'm Falling In Love", because if I'm going to hate myself, I'm going to make someone else bloody feel that way too.

I'm certain she's not going to talk to me for the rest of rehearsal.

And @Kinderman, I hope you're happy that I listened to a singer go from sounding like shit to utter shit for your amusement. Go listen to Michael McDonald's Motown album instead, that isn't bad.
I am very happy, Ray. This is precisely why I wanted you to listen to it. I needed a fawkin hilarious rundown on why it sucked so much ass.

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UnPRePared

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I am very happy, Ray. This is precisely why I wanted you to listen to it. I needed a fawkin hilarious rundown on why it sucked so much ass.

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Why did it suck?

FUCKING LOOK AT HIM. He might as well bedazzle that fucking jacket and go full Liberace.

"Were you made for loving me, darling? Cuz I was made for loving YOU, baby!"

And again, the musicianship is otherwise solid. No harsh judgement here, it's all on Paul. His voice and what's left of it is not conducive to the type of music he's singing.

He should speak-sing like Henry Rollins.

And that's one Hard Luck Woman I'm not about to help Find Her Man.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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According to Duff McKagan when Guns N Roses were getting ready to record their debut album on one of the people that were suggested to produce it was Paul Stanley (Gene had been focusing on acting so KISS had some down time) but they nicely told him no because he didn’t get it. Paul would have probably made them sound like every other 80s band and Guns might have been forever lost in the shuffle.
 

Kinderman

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Paul Stanley also has full on fag lisp and you can even hear it when he sings. He's a shitty singer too. KISS is pretty much his caliber. He's no fucking Tom Jones.
Oh yeah, big time. I’ve heard clips of his audiobook trashing everyone, and he sounds like a catty old gay dishing to his pals.

Listen to his voice straining and breaking right through the autotune on every single high part. This is fucking heinous. Guy took a great song and made it unlistenable. It’s glorified Nana karaoke.

 

Cptbaldopie

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Oh for fucks sake.

You have no idea how hard that was for me to sit through. "I, Oh I" wanted to kill myself.

The band is solid. The background singers, absolutely terrific. And when it started, I was getting "This Old Heart Of Mine" by the Isley Brothers vibes. That's NEVER a bad thing.

But then Paul opened his mouth, and started gyrating like a Parkinson's grandmother.

I wanted to shut the song off after ten seconds of that, but because I love you cunts, I suffered. I suffered FOR YOU.

And then I dragged Alicja over here to listen to Paul's "Could It Be I'm Falling In Love", because if I'm going to hate myself, I'm going to make someone else bloody feel that way too.

I'm certain she's not going to talk to me for the rest of rehearsal.

And @Kinderman, I hope you're happy that I listened to a singer go from sounding like shit to utter shit for your amusement. Go listen to Michael McDonald's Motown album instead, that isn't bad.
You should be dragged behind a truck in Wyoming.
 
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