Paul F. Tomkins: faggoty faggot

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Oh look at your little suits and mustache! That's so FUNNY. The fact that you wear suits constantly and have a mustache is REALLY FUCKING FUNNY. I hope this nigger and doug stanhope bump heads when they both go to buy the same wacky suit. Where the fuck is is my FUCKING GUN. FUCK.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Oh look at your little suits and mustache! That's so FUNNY. The fact that you wear suits constantly and have a mustache is REALLY FUCKING FUNNY. I hope this nigger and doug stanhope bump heads when they both go to buy the same wacky suit. Where the fuck is is my FUCKING GUN. FUCK.

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He can dress dapper all he wants, he'll still be an ugly nerd with gap teeth.

 

[Meownaw]

He was good in Mr. Show.

 

[Turk February]

...whats wrong with wearing a loud suit jakcet and having a mustache?

asking for a friend

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

...whats wrong with wearing a loud suit jakcet and having a mustache?

asking for a friend

Prison awaits

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

What did you think the F stood for?

He used to the poster boy for that whole scene but I haven’t really heard his name in awhile. Makes you realize that entire mid-00’s alt “comedy death ray/invite them up” crew has about five years left before they’re completely replaced by the next generations of UCB grads.

UCB is basically extinct.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

"No, officer ... there's nothing questionable on my hard drive *snicker*"

 

[Uncle Floyd]

He's a COLOSSAL faggot and then some, but Bert Kreischer says PFT once gave him the coldest of cold shoulders. Probably rooted in some cornball-ass alt/improv comics vs Rogan blockheads feud.

So he can't be all bad.

 

[TheUserRedditBanned]

He's undeniably talented. When I used to listen to that gay Doug Loves Movies podcast, he'd sometimes play "guests" Werner Herzog, Gerry Marshall, and some other director at the same time. He'd have all three characters asking each other questions and shit. Like it or not, no matter how pre written and chambered that act is, it requires a hell of a lot of talent to pull off.

The fact that such a talent isn't a better known character actor can be explained in one of two ways. Perhaps he's not a devil worshipping fag. More likely he's been a colossal asshole to all the people he's met, several of whom could later help his career, and they recommended other people for roles he was suited for.

As far as his suits go, they're not SO far out of style that you can compare them to zany Doug Stanhope's schtick. He dresses the way poor people think rich people dress. He dresses the way a single Donald Trump dressed in the 80's (and still would today if he wasn't married.) He dresses like a law professor going to court. (Or an actual, practicing criminal defense attorney.)

In other words, I own a suit just like that and am ashamed of my sartorial choices. I suppose the next time I wear it, I will be attending the funeral of someone who I'm not at all sorry has passed. It seems perfect for that occasion and no other.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

He's undeniably talented. When I used to listen to that gay Doug Loves Movies podcast, he'd sometimes play "guests" Werner Herzog, Gerry Marshall, and some other director at the same time. He'd have all three characters asking each other questions and shit. Like it or not, no matter how pre written and chambered that act is, it requires a hell of a lot of talent to pull off.

The fact that such a talent isn't a better known character actor can be explained in one of two ways. Perhaps he's not a devil worshipping fag. More likely he's been a colossal asshole to all the people he's met, several of whom could later help his career, and they recommended other people for roles he was suited for.

As far as his suits go, they're not SO far out of style that you can compare them to zany Doug Stanhope's schtick. He dresses the way poor people think rich people dress. He dresses the way a single Donald Trump dressed in the 80's (and still would today if he wasn't married.) He dresses like a law professor going to court. (Or an actual, practicing criminal defense attorney.)

In other words, I own a suit just like that and am ashamed of my sartorial choices. I suppose the next time I wear it, I will be attending the funeral of someone who I'm not at all sorry has passed. It seems perfect for that occasion and no other.

Wrong

 

[Harry Powell]

When I was deeply (and gayly) into pawdcasts a decade ago he was all over the place. The guy can be funny but there’s just something about his fucking face that makes you want to punch it. Everything comes off as a try-hard affectation. Couldn’t stand him.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

In other words, I own a suit just like that and am ashamed of my sartorial choices. I suppose the next time I wear it, I will be attending the funeral of someone who I'm not at all sorry has passed. It seems perfect for that occasion and no other.

One of my best friends is dumb as shit almost to the point of retardation. He bought a gay white tuxedo for a wedding that never happened and he ended up wearing it to our other buddy's funeral. Nobody could even get mad at him for stylin' and profilin' because we knew that if our dead buddy was looking down on that display he was laughing his ass off. He also had no clue that it was inappropriate.

 

[HeyItsVos]

This guy was fine introducing Tenacious D at open mics. I don’t really have an opinion of him other than that.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

I can't remember his tweets in the wake of the George Floyd thing, but I remember wanting to kill him in disgust.

 

[JamieConway]

He would constantly laugh too loudly in the background of Comedy Death Ray episodes. Even ones where he wasn't the guest. He just showed up with nothing better to do. I can't believe it's been over a decade since that podcast was good.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

This and Champion the drinker are his peak.

Ugly faggot

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

This and Champion the drinker are his peak.

Ugly faggot
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He was funnier when he was fat, like so many others

 

[RIP-Allen-Lanier]

I think. you guys pretty much covered it. Was great on the best show of all time, but like everyone else from that show turned into a human garbage. Except Jay Johnston.

 

[Wild]

He was good in Mr. Show.

He was. His commentary on the Mr. Show DVDs was funny, too.