Paul being a girl about his birthday again

[captain_kamala]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Jesus Christ what a faggot. Remember - the SFWA members all have pity on Paul - the most pathetic of the pathetic feel bad for him.

 

[Udders]

There's an easy way to not have anymore birthdays Paul.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I didn’t think there’s anyone more pathetic than the volcano nigger but here we are.

Be a man, Paul you fucking fruit!

Take your ass to a titty bar or something, fucking Christ.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I miss the days when I thought Paul was a wheelchair bound paraplegic.

 

[Turry Fawks]

A grown man having an unremarkable birthday? Wow

 

[TorpidSloth]

A man doesn't celebrate his birthday past the age of 18. 21 if you're gay. The milestones - 40, 50 etc - you might get your friends together and get pissed, but that's it. Expecting a cake, or "prezzies" or any kind of fuss made, is absolute womanly faggot shit.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I miss the days when I thought Paul was a wheelchair bound paraplegic.

You can make that dream a reality.

 

[captain_kamala]

October 5th. The worst day of his mom's life.

 

[goo gobbler]

if he wasn't a pedo and actually liked women it'd be a great bit to get a rag tag philly crew together and take paul out to vegas for a weekend

this nigger is really just reeling that he never did drugs, got retarded drunk or had casual sex

 

[CuntFucker .]

 

[Dennis Denuto]

Imagine being this sad about your own birthday. At what point is this faggot just choosing to be a pathetic mope? Why doesn't he just kill himself if his life is so fucking awful?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

With any luck he won't make it to this one.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I didn’t think there’s anyone more pathetic than the volcano nigger but here we are.

Be a man, Paul you fucking fruit!

Take your ass to a titty bar or something, fucking Christ.

It's Paul so that would be the maternity ward and he'd offer to change the diapers for the day.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Imagine being this sad about your own birthday. At what point is this faggot just choosing to be a pathetic mope? Why doesn't he just kill himself if his life is so fucking awful?

He's not really that sad. It's just his brand.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Found on r/StrashipFonzie

u/EricHildy would like to point out the above was NOT sent, it was filtered by the website.
However when he changed Paul Weimer to Pául Wéimér the contact form went through.
He's gonna do a podcast about it soon.

 

[Hudson]

C'mon. He's gotta be trolling us. No one is this pathetic in real life, right?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

How many I'm so sorry, Paul's did he manage to leech with this cry for attention?