Patty should take his case to The People's Court

[Jenna]

1. You only need a vague understanding of the law and can represent yourself.

2. You get to enter the courtroom dramatically, your girl by your side.

3. You get to plead your case against the cyberterrorists on national television.

4. If Judge Milian reads your "rape is the mildest punishment you deserve" tweets, simply respond that imagur is easily manipulated.

5. You get paid a ~$250 appearance fee just for showing up.

And most importantly:

6. The People's Court is the one courtroom where ONAforums loses, and loses hard.

The only downside would be the possibility of humiliating yourself and looking like a complete buffoon. Thankfully, Patrick knows that would never happen.

 

[guest]

He would do it for the attention. Another way could be for one of us to sue him on people's court. Have like Captain Kamala claim he called her a nigger.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Don’t forget about accusing yourself of pedophilia. That’s what really won the case for Joe. Rick has no contracts so he doesn’t have to worry about being racist.

 

[NoBacon]

BROTHER JOE ALWAYS WINS!

 

[HotDogJoe]

I didn't wanna bring up onaforums...

 

[NortheastPhilly]

He would do it for the attention. Another way could be for one of us to sue him on people's court. Have like Captain Kamala claim he called her a nigger.

Nah, he turned down a debate with Ben Shapiro which wouldve been the best publicity he ever had. He doesnt want people to see him debate in any setting that he’ll actually get called on his bullshit

 

[RobertMewler]

"There's an online community of people.. I didn't want to bring up reddit.."

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

"There's an online community of people.. I didn't want to bring up reddit.."

I still get chills at that part of the Apollo 13 edit.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

This is the plaintiff: PATRICK TOMLINSOOON

 

[NoBacon]

This is the plaintiff: PATRICK TOMLINSOOON

he’s a humongous racist

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Ok but don’t forget whoever successfully gets him on the show is required to launch their child through a windshield. It’s a time-honored ONA tradition

 

[1073waaf]

It would be great if he tried to present screenshots of the forums as evidence and Judge Milian was like “Mr. Tomlinson, screen grabs are easily manipulated and taken out of context often”.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

If Judge Milian calls fatso a "tit-showing lefty" I'll know we're in a simulation

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

"All this because you said Norm Macdonald isn't funny? That's a little bit far fetched."

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

"All this because you said Norm Macdonald isn't funny? That's a little bit far fetched."

Pat: They’re a group of online terrorists called pests

Milian: *Hmmm, maybe that old gay guy was right*

 

[guest]

Excuse me sir but with all due respect, we didn’t lose that case. It was some unaffiliated, dopey bar owner.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Excuse me sir but with all due respect, we didn’t lose that case. It was some unaffiliated, dopey bar owner.

KillaKuhn lost, that's for sure.

 

[Imager]

Excuse me sir but with all due respect, we didn’t lose that case. It was some unaffiliated, dopey bar owner.

In a way, we won because Joe was canceled.

But in a way we lost because Joe got paid anyway.

But then we won because this trial was televised and Brother Joe mentioned us.

*sigh* it's a tough one man.

 

[guest]

In a way, we won because Joe was canceled.

But in a way we lost because Joe got paid anyway.

But then we won because this trial was televised and Brother Joe mentioned us.

*sigh* it's a tough one man.

That was an unequivocal victory. I’ve never laughed nearly that hard at anything else that has happened around here.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]