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Pat's Yard: a Dialogue

Thread starter JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler
Start date Aug 15, 2022

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan

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Aug 15, 2022

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DeadWithoutMyDavid

xe/xim/xey

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Aug 15, 2022

#2

Patrick, you have been instructed, many hundreds of times, to be fat. Thank you for your continued cooperation in this matter.

SensibleKeks

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Aug 15, 2022

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Found on r/TwoBadNeighbors

https://city.milwaukee.gov/ucc/action

AwfulManTitTankTop

"AnTi-swaTTing laws"

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Aug 15, 2022

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I don't wanna be buried
In a Pat Sematary
I don't wanna eat meatloaf agaaaaaiiiinnnn

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