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And now Elon is here
My follower count is a-hurtin'
My fans, I'll say it clear
I'm always right, that much I'm certain
I've lived, a life that's full
Of comicons for pedos and gays
My daughter I don't miss
Glad she is a-way
Regrets, never had one
Defending rape at those conventions
I did what I had to do
To pay for legal services retention
I plan each pandered tweet
Each careful post drives traffic my way
Spent much more time on this
Than working to-day
Yes, there were times
My stlakers knew
When I called up that lawyer Jew
But through it all, when there was debt
Went to Vegas to just forget
Fat faced and all, wife's a fat ball
They call me a fat gay
I've lost, I've whined and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now, my career subsides
I spend my nights a-boozing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a guy way
Oh no, oh no not me
Bitch shit is my way
For what is a man, what has he got?
Rodeo clown dad he never taught
To be a man and not a boy
And not collect gay Star Wars toys
The record shows, my lawyer blows
Lost my house to Qua-sai
Should've said Norm was fun-nay
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