Pat’s Venus presentation

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Pat was going to present a banger of a presentation on terraforming Venus.

I’m sure Pat was going to cut right through the complexity of terraforming a planet, including changing the atmosphere, surface temperature, and building the infrastructure. It’s probably all quite simple when you break it down piece by piece.

Sucks that he got cut for being a violent liability because I really wanted to see what this high school failure / community college drop out could pull from Wikipedia.

Anyone have any ideas as to how we can get hold of the materials? The public has a right to know

 

[Sue Lightning]

Let me sum it up

“Terraforming Venus would be very hard because unlike terraforming Earth, Venus is NOT Earth”

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

Anyone have any ideas as to how we can get hold of the materials? The public has a right to know

His following demands he record and upload it to his YouTube channel.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

How would Pat or anyone for that matter know anything about the environment of Venus?

Space is fake, earth is flat, etc.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Pat cooked his Beef Wellington on the surface of Venus.

 

[Coonskin]

 

[UnPRePared]

He is going to be working so hard not to say "Penis" every time.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Let's narrow the audience down:

Paying 'Con' customer that would choose to listen to Fat Space Pat bloviate.

Start with 'Orange Man Bad, right?' Then break out the crayons, which will then be eaten.

Pat can only seem intelligent to those dumber than him, the sub 1.2's.

 

[NoBacon]

Venus is a small planet, if Pat moves in, it might flip ova’!

 

[Treat Yourself]

It would be a better presentation if:
- Pat walks up, says "this is my presentation on terraforming Venus"
- Drops his pants, turns around, spreads his cheeks and drops a loud meatloaf fart
- Turns around, doesn't pick his pants up
- "The end"
- Trips walking away

 

[HeyItsVos]

His following demands he record and upload it to his YouTube channel.

Can you even get uploading equipment into Milwaukee?

 

[NoBacon]

It would be a better presentation if:
- Pat walks up, says "this is my presentation on terraforming Venus"
- Drops his pants, turns around, spreads his cheeks and drops a loud meatloaf fart
- Turns around, doesn't pick his pants up
- "The end"
- Trips walking away

That’s good but I personally think this would be better.

- Pat asserts there is only one way to terraform Venus
- By going “all out” super Saiyan, insists Venus’s true name is Namek.
- He starts screaming and throwing his head back powering up
- Does this till everyone leaves or people are brought in for his own welfare to stop him

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

2 weeks of research lol

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Imagine submitting a proposal to present your research before you've even done the research.

Oh right, this was for a group of fellow DorkCon 1.2 autists. Carry on then.

 

[HeyItsVos]

That’s good but I personally think this would be better.

- Pat asserts there is only one way to terraform Venus
- By going “all out” super Saiyan, insists Venus’s true name is Namek.
- He starts screaming and throwing his head back powering up
- Does this till everyone leaves or people are brought in for his own welfare to stop him

I don’t think Pat has the stamina or lung capacity to pull it off. I won’t even get into his meager power level.

 

[cliveowen]

Something tells me it would have been similar to this:

Terraforming of Venus - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Something tells me it would have been similar to this:

Terraforming of Venus - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Which is why the whole idea is stupid. On Mars 'all' you have to do is melt some water ice and get some plants growing. Sounds a hell of a lot easier. But Elon bad so fuck Mars.

 

[SFWA liaison]

his 2022 material is coming to youtube just as soon as 1.2 learns the advanced skill of screen record a presentation

totally real people were BEGGING him to make it available online, I'm sure! people that never engage publicly with him but are totally real and exist 100%

 

[HotAnus]

I really wanted to see his Elon Musk. Presentation

"Elon Musk is all retarded and talks like a fag" is probably what it boiled down to.

except as a staunch LGBQT and anti-ableist and conservative ally he *doesn't* say the r word