Pat's garden coming to life

[LongIslandchomper]

The bum piss, dumpster runoff and a complete lack of pride are really paying dividends. And edge your pathway you lazy nigger.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

This year's harvest looks divine.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

This year's harvest looks divine.

PatSayingHeavenlyLikeAFaggot.jpg

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Is that cilantro? Because it looks like shitty weeds in a dirt patch

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

They planted all that shit weeks ago. They even started growing inside their house to get a head start. How do they have like only 2 weeks of growth? That dirt has no nutrients.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Fucking disgusting. Imagine this fat asshole and his ugly wife grazing on weeds in their alley and pretending they’re successful urban farmers.

 

[BoringFaggot]

Gotta get that twatter fix, no matter how shitty it looks, or stupid it sounds. His entire existence, the great quest to get one measly like on social media...


Pathetic beyond anything Joe ever did.

 

[Udders]

I wish it was hemlock.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Growing cilantro... the most abundant and cheap herb at the grocery store. Fucking rube faggot.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Growing cilantro... the most abundant and cheap herb at the grocery store. Fucking rube faggot.

the vibranT laTin quarTer of Milwaukee is already requesting this locally sourced cilantro, child

 

[EraGodless]

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The bum piss, dumpster runoff and a complete lack of pride are really paying dividends. And edge your pathway you lazy nigger.

 

[guest]

Great place for a garden. Plants breathing in only the finest nigger garbage and bum excrement.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Why is a small patch mulched? And I still can't get over how he had that power washer and didn't clean the scum off of that retaining wall.

 

[SFWA liaison]

this is how Pat's social media addicted brain works, he thought of this tweet weeks ago when he first planted and today he needed that tweeting fix so he couldn't resist, no matter how shit and uneven it looks

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Growing cilantro... the most abundant and cheap herb at the grocery store. Fucking rube faggot.

Especially since they have an indoor herb planter already.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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Great place for a garden. Plants breathing in only the finest nigger garbage and bum excrement.

Wow thats the first time Ive seen the view looking down the alley. Its pretty grim.

 

[guest]

Why is a small patch mulched? And I still can't get over how he had that power washer and didn't clean the scum off of that retaining wall.

If it's a decent rental one it would have knocked the wall down like .50 Cal fire hitting a sand niggers adobe hovel.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

They planted all that shit weeks ago. They even started growing inside their house to get a head start. How do they have like only 2 weeks of growth? That dirt has no nutrients.

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Cause he doesn't water his shit and there's literally no fertilizer, he put those herbs in dirt.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I swear, when you look at that alley photo this plays in the background:

When you walk through the garden
You gotta watch your back
Well I beg your pardon
Walk the straight and narrow track
If you walk with Jesus
He's gonna save your soul
You gotta keep the devil
Way down in the hole

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I swear, when you look at that alley photo this plays in the background:

When you walk through the garden
You gotta watch your back
Well I beg your pardon
Walk the straight and narrow track
If you walk with Jesus
He's gonna save your soul
You gotta keep the devil
Way down in the hole

The Liar, starring Patrick Tomlinson as Jimmy McMuffin