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Pat’s “dream winter car” is as bad as you think it is

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His "dream" winter car goes for around $40k. He drives a POS V6 Mustang worth less than 10k, he has no job and no income. His "dream" winter car should be anything reliable that has heat. Although really, he probably only drives to Hooligans and back anyway.
 

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Low profile tires, turbocharged engine, and a low ride height in a stiff suspension car. He's a genius. That's basically the ideal car for him to kill himself spearing off an icy road into a tree, so it's exactly what he should choose.

He just has a find a salvage title wreck for less than $4k once he commits insurance fraud by saying a stlaker stole his Susan because nobody wants to buy that hunk of shit.
 

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Focus? So another girl car. The car industry has been getting away from coupe / sedans because they don’t sell as well as they used to. What sells are SUV’s and the Crossover SUV’s but mr car guy doesn’t even realize it. Many sedan cars have been discontinued recently in favor of SUV’s but here’s torque being completely oblivious.
 
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