Pat's ConFusionMI panel schedule

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Probably too early to make a megathread for it. But piggy has generously let us know where and when he'll be presenting.

"World building fantastic sports". What the fuck would he know about that? I've never read his books, has he ever written any sports into his stories?

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

what the fuck does a community college dropout know about space stations, or more broadly anything technical at all? What a fraud. No wonder he’s so cunty.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Building worlds? Everything is ripped off from better works or hack shit like space chili’s and space McDonald’s.

Single novel into a series? Pat wouldn’t know that, we’ve seen his sales and he’s a writer without a contract for over a year.

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

I think they meant, "How to turn a Series into a Single Novel." When's In the Red coming out, Piggy?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Well, he DID write about that team of athletic little alien boys being perved on post-game in the locker room by some adult woman. So this is probably a seminar on integrating child sexuality into an athletic setting (in spaaaaace).

 

[sShenaniganz]

what the fuck does a community college dropout know about space stations

Haven't you seen his scale replica?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Cautionary tales? Will Pat tell everyone about suing the internet and how his social media addiction has ruined his life?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

what the fuck does a community college dropout know about space stations, or more broadly anything technical at all? What a fraud. No wonder he’s so cunty.

Little baby homosexual runner CHILD he used to watch star trek or some other horseshit for idiots

 

[guest]

Probably too early to make a megathread for it. But piggy has generously let us know where and when he'll be presenting.

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"World building fantastic sports". What the fuck would he know about that? I've never read his books, has he ever written any sports into his stories?

Anyone getting a book signed for "Nana," "Josiah," or "Johann Schneider"?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Cautionary tales? Will Pat tell everyone about suing the internet and how his social media addiction has ruined his life?

Wrong as always, stlaker. He will explain the importance of how ignoring the trolls never works, little one. How he should have always gone after his cyberstlakers and left no one standing. You really should be better at this.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He must pay to do these.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

We found out about piggy's worldcon signing around 24 hours beforehand, he really is giving us a lot of advanced notice for some reason.

 

[fusciasomething]

We found out about piggy's worldcon signing around 24 hours beforehand, he really is giving us a lot of advanced notice for some reason.

It's a sting operation. @FBIMI will be waiting to arrest and execute people taking "spy shots".

 

[Meownaw]

This is such a honeypot

 

[captain_kamala]

he's gonna be intoxicated by niamh kendall's scent

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I've been reading their schedule, they're doing things for kids and teens.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I've been reading their schedule, they're doing things for kids and teens.

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That’s the real reason for this event. Everything else is a front.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Rick can't even get the next book in his series published and he's going to give a panel on getting your book published into a series. Why would I want advice from the guy who has limited success doing the thing he's telling me how to do?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Rick can't even get the next book in his series published and he's going to give a panel on getting your book published into a series. Why would I want advice from the guy who has limited success doing the thing he's telling me how to do?

He’ll tell the crowd the best way to get a series is tweet your publisher and tell your “following” to demand a sequel through twitter. That’s the extent of his knowledge and experience. I bet he’s going to the audience his fans bought him a Chili’s gift card.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Some familiar faces are also attending:

This guy is the guest of honor. He actually put in a plug for his daughter's tuition fund in his guest of honor description, what a winner. (Last paragraph)