Pat's awful garden taking shape

[LongIslandchomper]

Nice green thumb, stupid. He's an actual retard right?

 

[captain_kamala]

carrots blow ass

 

[Nick Gerlips]

He dumped a whole seed packet in a the soil.

 

[FurBurger]

He dumped a whole seed packet in a the soil.

No, child, I carefully measured them out according to the manufacturer's liTeraTure. They just look like they were jammed together by a retard who didn't understand that carrots need space to grow.

 

[Raymond]

Didn't pay as much attention to his wee baby daughter as he does to the diseased vegetables growing in his piss garden.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That garden looks like shit yet he believes the internet DEMANDS to see it. His life is so pointless yet his addiction to social media makes him take pictures of EVERYTHING in hopes of “likes” from Internet strangers.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

You'd think a man with no job would have a flourishing garden. He certainly has the time on his hand.

 

[guest]

He certainly has the time on his hoof.

 

[guest]

His biological seed is grieving...and he posts this shit

Beat his ass to a pulp

 

[Jizz]

i'm growing veggies from seed for the first time and I fucked up and planted shit too close together too. Going to take my time and space everything out and start more seeds in trays!

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I heard all the neighborhood hobos and Niki take drunken pisses and shits in there

Niki's piss besides alcohol is also loaded with anti depressants and other mood stabilizers

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Why even bother with baby carrots? Seems like a waste of time to me. A packet of 200 seeds is a couple dollars or you can buy a 1lb for $0.98 already grown in the produce isle. I look forward to his $4.00 yield of produce that isnt enough to make a salad in a few months.

 

[guest]

Baby carrots = the size of his micro peen

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[fusciasomething]

Pat documenting his inevitable failures is one of my favorite things that he does

 

[TomFromNawlins]

It’s like eatin’ red fescue. I’ll take an egg.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

What he should be doing is fixing that fucking fence this weekend. Pat put down the cell phone and get on it.

 

[Raymond]

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That goddamn cunt Laura Rich is getting lippy.

 

[RobertMewler]

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"Don't interrupt me, cunt!" is what he meant to write.

 

[Udders]

Organic carrots are like the cheapest vegetable in the grocery store. Fat retard