Patriot JDA applying for citizenship in a shithole country because of one politician

[captain_kamala]

What's so great about this guy? He's Christian. That's it. That's the whole analysis. If it weren't for Obama, the US would be a great nation like El salvador.

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[SpaceEdge]

He has the idea a country is on a better path, so instead of pushing for the progression of his own lands he eagerly puts on his border hopping shoes

At the end of the day he really is just a fucking Mexican.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Well he can’t afford an actual nice place like Japan or Greece or Portugal so Central America it is

 

[captain_kamala]

Maybe he can run for office on the platform that no nerd shit should ever have black characters.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

Hey JDA, when did you stop beating your wife?

 

[captain_kamala]

Hey JDA, when did you stop beating your wife?

I think he's one of those guys who can't stand American women because they won't listen so he found a nice mud woman despite being incredibly racist

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

I think he's one of those guys who can't stand American women because they won't listen so he found a nice mud woman despite being incredibly racist

He’s not wrong

 

[Honey Badger]

I think he's one of those guys who can't stand American women because they won't listen so he found a nice mud woman despite being incredibly racist

Leave it alone!

 

[captain_kamala]

Leave it alone!

I bet your fists bounce right off of those juicy Latina beefers.

 

[Black Pat]

It'd be a shame if their immigration department got some anonymous tips that he was planning on joining a gang, and he was thrown in prison for the rest of his life with no evidence like Bukele did to millions of people to "solve" the gang problem

 

[Chive Turkey]

What's so great about this guy? He's Christian. That's it.

He turned one of the worst countries in the world into a moderately awful one through a liberal application of martial law. A nice improvement for the locals, I'm sure, but it seems like a fucking stupid reason for someone from a First World country to move there. It didn't suddenly turn into a paradise just because the daily murders went down from 80 to 5.

I have a suspicion JDA's motives for relocation might be of a financial nature, rather than one of values.

 

[goo gobbler]

all of el salvador's recent strides would be undone the moment they start harboring this ugly fattso

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

all of el salvador's recent strides would be undone the moment they start harboring this ugly fattso

Have they made strides? I can't keep all the spic nations separate in my mind.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

A lot of people don't know this but El Salvador is actually Spanish for THE Salvador.

 

[NoBacon]

He has the idea a country is on a better path, so instead of pushing for the progression of his own lands he eagerly puts on his border hopping shoes

At the end of the day he really is just a fucking Mexican.

It’s probably too late here even if people woke up and began kicking out all the spics and Africans. Which will never happen anyway.

We will live to see white Christian’s become the minority, they’ll probably still blame them for everything when it falls apart.

 

[Honey Badger]

He turned one of the worst countries in the world into a moderately awful one through a liberal application of martial law. A nice improvement for the locals, I'm sure, but it seems like a fucking stupid reason for someone from a First World country to move there. It didn't suddenly turn into a paradise just because the daily murders went down from 80 to 5.

I have a suspicion JDA's motives for relocation might be of a financial nature, rather than one of values.

He also used taxpayer money to buy the dip on bitcoin. He’s got unorthodox methods, but they get results

 

[AliceWorquer]

Good. Hopefully he'll renounce the English language too.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I think he's one of those guys who can't stand American women because they won't listen so he found a nice mud woman despite being incredibly racist

My unapologetically racist uncle fucks foreign women exclusively.

 

[captain_kamala]

My unapologetically racist uncle fucks foreign women exclusively.

One of my Haitian friends is dating a guy who has zero personality outside of right wing politics. They just had a baby.

 

[Dog Eater]

I also will be applying for El Salvadoran
citizenship later this year or next year.

This is the same shit you hear from idiots every election cycle threatening to move to Canada or some shit. Blowhards who are full of it. El Salvador is still a total shithole and will be for our entire lifetimes because it is full of El Salvadorans.