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Patrick's exuberant phone buying: A monetary breakdown

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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So I noticed this during those awful photos of Nikki
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I wondered what it was, because we remember that tweet of Patrick saying he bought wifey the new "Galaxy Flip" that we all assumed was a lying "flex" because it was taken inside of the store and he's a broke retard.

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800 is pretty steep for me, and I'm not in thousands of dollars in debt.
I can't find the tweet, but it checks out.
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I can still find the proof that he bought it last year
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Nice Niki, I wonder what phone Patrick has, oh wait he mentioned it earlier
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Wow, Galaxy Z Fold 3, haha sounds so cool and fancy, wonder how much that runs for?

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Hmmm, the pig doesn't seem like some pleb who would buy refurbished OR use Ebay.
So what are the payment options for this, cause I'm used to paying straight cash :cool: on my phone that i don't upgrade every 2 years.
Let's see if he bought the cheaper version AND did a trade in:
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Wow, 20 bucks a month for 3 years, I don't plan on living that much longer, what a deal!
Okay, how about if our pig decided to live luxuriously?
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Only 80 bucks a month for 2 years? What a steal!
All while not having a job, tenants, or savings greater than $17k! How does he do it!?

I mean, that's essentially ~$2.5k spent frivolously in 2021 on items you can buy cheaper/used just as good.


Man does it feel good to not be a fat consumer rube, hell it feels good just to know I can do basic Math at above a D- level.

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Cyberatorquer

Five Sink Gangster Cribs
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So I noticed this during those awful photos of Nikki
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I wondered what it was, because we remember that tweet of Patrick saying he bought wifey the new "Galaxy Flip" that we all assumed was a lying "flex" because it was taken inside of the store and he's a broke retard.

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800 is pretty steep for me, and I'm not in thousands of dollars in debt.
I can't find the tweet, but it checks out.
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I can still find the proof that he bought it last year
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Nice Niki, I wonder what phone Patrick has, oh wait he mentioned it earlier
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Wow, Galaxy Z Fold 3, haha sounds so cool and fancy, wonder how much that runs for?

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Hmmm, the pig doesn't seem like some pleb who would buy refurbished OR use Ebay.
So what are the payment options for this, cause I'm used to paying straight cash :cool: on my phone that i don't upgrade every 2 years.
Let's see if he bought the cheaper version AND did a trade in:
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Wow, 20 bucks a month for 3 years, I don't plan on living that much longer, what a deal!
Okay, how about if our pig decided to live luxuriously?
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Only 80 bucks a month for 2 years? What a steal!
All while not having a job, tenants, or savings greater than $17k! How does he do it!?

I mean, that's essentially ~$2.5k spent frivolously in 2021 on items you can buy cheaper/used just as good.


Man does it feel good to not be a fat consumer rube, hell it feels good just to know I can do basic Math at above a D- level.

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Fatrick has a few signature numbers now attached to him

1.78 (grades)
$72 (gas)
$36.000+ (#DLTIW)
V4 (his flood title Mustang)
 

Patrick O'Neal

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How does he spread those stumpy legs wide enough to achieve penetration?

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He has quite a small penis and an apron of fat hanging over his genital region, which can't help.

Unless Niki can get her legs right back behind her ears I can't see him getting more than an inch or two of his corkscrew pizzle inside there.

Perhaps that's where the boast of fucking 'with skill' comes from. He's proud that they've worked hard enough to find a way to actually achieve some kind of intercourse.
 
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How does he spread those stumpy legs wide enough to achieve penetration?

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He has quite a small penis and an apron of fat hanging over his genital region, which can't help.

Unless Niki can get her legs right back behind her ears I can't see him getting more than an inch or two of his corkscrew pizzle inside there.

Perhaps that's where the boast of fucking 'with skill' comes from. He's proud that they've worked hard enough to find a way to actually achieve some kind of intercourse.
her lower half is so muscular, yuck. if she involuntarily spasms while you're holding up her leg, she could break your back.
 
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