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Patrick's cousin appears to run a successful business

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Texting Piggles before he wakes up is my favorite way to Patpost. He will answer. I assume he keeps his phone ringer on so Niki can suffer through sleepless nights with him, because... I don't know. Who would do this to their spouse?

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Most likely Niki's in bed in the bedroom while Pat is passed out on the couch with his phone in his hand.
 
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