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I'm annoyed that whoever texted him warned him about the weight limit in his attic.
You really think that fat jerk off is going to listen. Now he'll refuse to move it out of obese spite. And because he was warned he can't claim ignorance, do he's liableI'm annoyed that whoever texted him warned him about the weight limit in his attic.
I was looking forward to the news coverage of Milwaukee's finest trying to dig him out of the basement without whatever's left of the hovel collapsing on him.
I worry that he'll get mentally jammed up; too obstinate to move it to a safe location, but too scurred to use it where it is.You really think that fat jerk off is going to listen. Now he'll refuse to move it out of obese spite. And because he was warned he can't claim ignorance, do he's liable
I imagine him like the guy in 127 hours except he'd just chew through his arm. then the other one, even if it isn't stuckI worry that he'll get mentally jammed up; too obstinate to move it to a safe location, but too scurred to use it where it is.
There's no happy ending in that situation; no Go Fund Me with a camera shoved in Fatty's sweaty red face through a crack in the rubble while he explains how the barbell has cut off circulation to his legs and he needs money for the amputations.
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