Patrick thinks Spring comes before Winter

[Riccardo Bosi]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/443515123630473217

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Im sure it sounded better in his head. You know he had a smug smile as he posted that.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

What an empty void

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Hate to give it to the pig but he means in those areas (like Montana Minnesota North Dakota Wisconsin etc) there’s a couple weeks where it’s warm then there’s usually a cold front again. Of course he doesn’t understand that not everyone lives in MKE and wouldn’t get that without the prior context.

Edit: Just noticed his appropriation of “nigger speak” as he calls it. He should be hanged from the Statue of Liberty.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

“My comedy pays the mortgage”

two likes

 

[TokenX]

I hate everything about him.

 

[HotDogJoe]

cock-tease??

Isn't that misogynistic? I don't feel safe with him on Twitter. Please somebody do something!

 

[guest]

He's like Oscar Wilde without the gift for prose.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Sassy black chick talk Pat is awful

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Even with my dumb fuck wigger dialect and delivery, I'm still embarrassed for him with this one.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

He's like Oscar Wilde without the gift for prose.

He's more like Oscar Mayer.

 

[NoBacon]

Hate to give it to the pig but he means in those areas (like Montana Minnesota North Dakota Wisconsin etc) there’s a couple weeks where it’s warm then there’s usually a cold front again. Of course he doesn’t understand that not everyone lives in MKE and wouldn’t get that without the prior context.

Edit: Just noticed his appropriation of “nigger speak” as he calls it. He should be hanged from the Statue of Liberty.

It still doesn’t make sense, he’s still saying spring comes before winter. Even if locally the temperature is different that’s still objectively retarded

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It still doesn’t make sense, he’s still saying spring comes before winter. Even if locally the temperature is different that’s still objectively retarded

He’s saying spring happens then a blizzard follows it as if continuing winter. It makes sense it’s just poorly worded and once again, no one who isn’t in that climate would get it. He never actually says spring comes before winter he says winter is coming back. He’s a retard, but what he’s saying there’s a little bit of pig brains behind it.

 

[NoBacon]

He’s saying spring happens then a blizzard follows it as if continuing winter. It makes sense it’s just poorly worded and once again, no one who isn’t in that climate would get it. He never actually says spring comes before winter he says winter is coming back. He’s a retard, but what he’s saying there’s a little bit of pig brains behind it.

I see your point. The pig idiot should have said “winter never went, psyche!” Or something that didn’t immediately seem like he doesn’t understand seasons.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I'm a midwestern slob, myself, so I understood it. Pig's not especially funny or insightful here.
We also (get this!) have stretches of days in the summer when the temps drop from the upper 90s to the 70s!
It be like Spring be sayin' "Ayo, summa. I'm still here, nigga. Whatchoo gone do?"

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He's like Oscar Wilde without the gift for prose.

Oscar Mild

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

Are we 100% sure Nikki is a broad?

 

[Tony Hinchclit]

Just a lil taste...

 

[stealthygeek]

Oscar, Child

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

I bet he's never experienced a cock-tease. First, you need some form of social life which he's never had at all. Second, you need to meet a girl with some mutual attraction and take her home. Then finally, the excuse - "I'm not that kind of girl", "I don't do that on the first date", "I only do that with boyfriends", "I'm tired", etc.

A self-absorbed, vain, ugly narcissist like him probably sees Anica as a cock-tease because she won't fuck him. No sweetie, that's just a woman showing total disgust towards you as a person. Enjoy your one-night-stand who you married because neither had a better option available.