Patrick thinks he's famous for coming back from 2 Twitter suspensions

[HotDogJoe]

Remember the 2nd suspension, when even his biggest fan didn't notice he'd been off there for 3 months.

Delusional fucking pig.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Any adult should be embarrassed to even consider answering that question.

 

[BoringFaggot]

That sounds like something one of us would tell the guy before Pat had the chance.

What a delusional fuck, hahaha!

 

[Chive Turkey]

You didn't 'come back' from two suspensions, you paid an embarassing sum of money to bribe your way back in after throwing an impotent hissy fit like a child, child.

 

[Will Tate]

Any adult should be embarrassed to even consider answering that question.

Doubly so for the way Pat answered this.
This is what he's proud of. He thinks this constitutes some kind of career and impact on society. He's got no career, family, or home to be proud of, so he clings to this. It's so goddamn pathetic.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

We knew how little he mattered but it was really telling that when Pedo Paul Weimar was suspended the SFWA came out in full force to defend him. Hundreds of those scumbags came out demanding that his account be reinstated. The only person to eventually speak out for pat was lunatic Louisce Mensch, who's ex-husband (from whom she earns all her money) was the former manager for Ian Watkins. A literal baby rapist.

 

[Udders]

Hanging your hat on a viral tweet no one remembers is like gloating about your t-ball career. Its so fucking pathetic.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Nice peaking after high school stupid.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Well he's not famous as an author so at least we can agree with Pat on that point.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He always tries to hang it on his punditry/thoughts people don't like that got him banned, only reason he gets banned is for being a asshole

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

So a retread of the trolley problem and getting bodied by the internet twice. Not a great resume.

 

[Meownaw]

Delusional beyond belief. "You know the story of the man who gave up his daughter and let niggers fart in his wife's vagina? It's true".

 

[Midian9876]

I still love the fact some rascals here reported him enough to get him suspended on the day his boring bland book was released. You are very bad at this Twitter thing Patrick

 

[Meownaw]

I still love the fact some rascals here reported him enough to get him suspended on the day his boring bland book was released. You are very bad at this Twitter thing Patrick

Not only the day of book release but election night too. It was like God intervened and gave us one for old times sake.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I still love the fact some rascals here reported him enough to get him suspended on the day his boring bland book was released. You are very bad at this Twitter thing Patrick

He broke a ton of rules that day. The three posts I reported legitimately violated Twitters TOS. That’s Pats fault not mine. For someone who spends every waking moment jerking off to his Twitter feed you’d think he’d know what violates TOS and what doesent.

 

[Harry Powell]

Patso losing his account the day of book release was a top 15 sub moment

 

[Brooke Shields]

Ah, see I thought it was a 5 year old's abortion thought experiment, ya know, since it was so stupid and all

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Patso losing his account the day of book release was a top 15 sub moment

How can anyone deny that God is on our side?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

It’s not like he’s famous for being Father of the Year.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Sorry, Private Pat.
You served two tours of Twitter and lost your blue checkmark on the battlefield -- and all you came home to was obesity.

Semper Five Guys.