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Patrick S. Tomlinson's 3 month "beach hot" countdown thread
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This is felony weight watching, child. Wait for the FBI and Interpol, child.
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No, stlaker. Paul Banks and his jewish band mates will not be paying me a visit, quietly now.
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This is a great bit. We need to track all selfies he takes in the next three months for his Beach Body Countdown.
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His goddamned cheeks have cleavage.
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I would never let myself go as hard as Pat, but if I was as fat as him and suddenly a group of people showed up and started making fun of me for being a tub of lard, I would feel so ashamed that I would go on an Ethiopian starvation diet until I lost everything. Patso has been bombarded for 3 straight years and he's only gotten fatter.
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Fat? I'm sorry you don't understand; he's been making serious gains in that gym set-up in the attic. You only get those kinds of gains doing Earlobe Curls and French Onion Dips.
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Fat loffs aside, that tweet really shows how in denial he is about the impending doom of the lolsuit.
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He plans on crash dieting for that beach bod. This should be interesting time lapse.
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He could lose a lot of weight and get into shape (he won't of course, but he could if he had self-discipline) but he'll never be a good looking guy. He doesn't have the facial bones for it. He has always had the facial structure of a plump, middle-aged German woman.
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Starting today, old school no carbs, etc
ANYONE CAN DO IT
ANYONE CAN DO IT
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No, he’s going to Costa Rica on the governments dime
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What month is it again? I could have sworn it was July. Don't people in the Northern Hemisphere traditionally get a "beach body" for summertime, not autumn?