Patrick S Tomlinson Mugged by three pepperoni americans back in 2020

[porquedealer]

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Pat reply:

Day after:

The report:

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

CHUBBY CHEESESTEAKS STLAKER

......

 

[captain_kamala]

Nooo
Not chubby's cheesesteaks

 

[porquedealer]

Of course he was

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

How did they manage to escape from a marathon runner? Why aren't we reading a weird news segment about three black Milwaukee teens tied into pretzels?

 

[Guest]

Only if he were a trained knife fighter or knew some kind of martial art (like he claims) maybe he could have prevented this.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Nooo
Not chubby's cheesesteaks

No, thankfully only his phone was stolen.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Portly.

 

[JebJoh]

How did they manage to escape from a marathon runner? Why aren't we reading a weird news segment about three black Milwaukee teens tied into pretzels?

How did they escape from Chubby cheesesteaks? They all seem to be on the smaller side, you'd think a tough guy like Patrick would have them immobilized on the ground waiting quietly for the police

 

[A House Nigger]

Pat claims he chased them to the address 1614 E North Ave, Milwaukee, WI 53202, which according to Google Maps is a half mile away.

There is NO WAY Pat "chased" them for half a mile

Edit: Only a FAT person would be ordering cheese steaks at 10:30 at night

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Liar whore! Liar whore and you know it!

You have it now? Do ya?

 

[AntSucks]

Haha, no phone insurance. I thought it was a business tool.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Fucking RIBS. These were the last tweets he sent in the minutes before he was mugged. I'm dying

Goodbye to your phone you fat faggot

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Edit: Only a FAT person would be ordering cheese steaks at 10:30 at night

Minor correction: only a FAT and DRUNK person

Go to Hoolie's, get drunk by 10 pm. Go to Chubby’s Cheesesteaks and get your phone stolen by 10:30 pm. File a police report, scream at your wife for an hour, pass out by midnight. Friday night sorted.

 

[Honey Badger]

What a lucky lad the niglet who punched him is. I wonder what sound he made when his fishlips were getting pulverized? Probably a mixture between a whipmer and a wheeze

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

CHUBBY CHEESESTEAKS STLAKER

......

How is every single discovery so goddamned funny?

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

FROM THE SAME FOIA REQUEST: Still frame from the Chubby Cheesesteaks CCTV camera that captured the robbery in progress

Spoiler

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Remember that tweet about being able to chase people down for miles then incapacitate the subject? He failed on all those. Punched in the face and did nothing but take it. Imagine the tough talk when got to the safety of his home.

But what about the cheesesteaks?

 

[Will Tate]

Can someone on Twitter tell Pat's big brother Kyle that I'm so sorry this happened?

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

It doesn't look like the MPD bothered to get the surveillance footage from Chubby's Cheesesteaks but he still maintains the police are just moments away from arresting every single one of us.