Patrick needs to change his copy/paste from "Many hundreds" to "Many thousands" AND WE BRING THE MATH

[Brooke Shields]

The Lit Crit Forum has made 10,500 threads over the course of a few years.
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There are 25 threads per page in each forum.
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That means there are 420 BLAZE IT FAGGOTS pages mocking that fat loser.
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Now, the forum didn't start out texting Fatrick heavily, BUT it is at a high peak right now in texting Patso and receiving his fatented copy/paste responses.

If we are to go with a very conservative estimate of at least 1 of the 25 threads per page being a Text-Pat thread, and a very conservative estimate of 5 copy/pastes per Pat-Text thread - that leaves us with 2,100 copy/pastes used by Patrick.
PROOF:

AND 2000 is multiple 1000s, thus making 2100 = thousands.
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SUMMARY:
The people on this forum have been instructed, many THOUSANDS of times, to cease contacting this phone number. Continuing to do so constitutes felony telephone harassment. Do not contact this number again.

 

[The Fuchitive]

Has anyone let him know yet?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

He brings THE MASS because he's morbidly obese

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

That's just this forum, the other forum was up for 2 years

 

[Brooke Shields]

Has anyone let him know yet?

I'm hoping someone lets him know that he should update it to thousands, therefore ensuring that he'll never do it because
1: Can't do what the idiots tell him & 2: He lives to be technically right

 

[SensibleKeks]

I've read a good number of the text messages sent to Pat. Not once have I seen Pat respond by telling them to stop contacting his cell phone number.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I've read a good number of the text messages sent to Pat. Not once have I seen Pat respond by telling them to stop contacting his cell phone number.

SpaceEdge managed to break him a while ago and make him say directly "stop contacting this number". Before that he'd always just say "you've been told to stop contact this number etc etc." because he was too proud to ask us for anything. Now of course he's reverted back to "you've been told hundreds of times yada yada" when in reality he's maybe asked 5 times at most.

Fat.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]