Patrick is sensitive about how he looked on the news report

[Serious Business]

I’ve been having fun with Pat for over two god damned years on Facebook, saying things that I thought were way worse than this and he’s always responded. But I guess this was the straw that broke the piggies back.

Pat next time just take a shower and iron your shirt if you’re going to be on the news!

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Weird, he usually looks great on tv

 

[guest]

Weird, he usually looks great on tv

I mean, he doesn't look great in these shots but it's still a lot better than he looked on the news.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I mean, he doesn't look great in these shots but it's still a lot better than he looked on the news.

He looks like fucking Fabio here compared to the sweaty mess they showed on that local news human interest story.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

 

[guest]

Still has the yellow around his eye and wtf is that blotch above his upper right lip

 

[Clint Ruin]

Still has the yellow around his eye and wtf is that blotch above his upper right lip

I think Chubbers dryshaves

 

[💩💩💩💩]

Maybe it's the "yours in christ". He has PTSD from black twitter vs nikkki the webform crusader

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I think Chubbers dryshaves

I find it odd that Patrick is a display of utter laziness and sloth, yet still shaves every day

 

[HoraceStanker]

That looks like a poorly done photoshop, like some newbie trying to do a face swap with two different quality photos.

 

[SFWA liaison]

he wasn't particularly oily or red on the news segment, that's how he regularly looks, it's just that he uses a korean beauty filter app when he posts pics of himself

That's why he went from posting a million selfies to once every few months, he hates his disgusting appearance. Can't blame him.

 

[guest]

Not a pound gained since high school, atalker child.

 

[Serious Business]

Maybe it's the "yours in christ". He has PTSD from black twitter vs nikkki the webform crusader

I’ve been signing off with yours in Christ for a couple months

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That looks like a poorly done photoshop, like some newbie trying to do a face swap with two different quality photos.

It kinda reminds me of those orangutans with the big cheek flaps

 

[RobertMewler]

"Hello? This is Patrick. How can I help you?"

 

[Stent]

Look at the way the lips separate by peeling back from each other. Horrifying. He's a stop-motion character in a Tool music video.

Whhhyyyyy can't he be sober?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]