Patrick is not interested in helping an aspiring BIPOC author

[Faggot Boqposter]

He’s kind of a jerk tabehonesswicha

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

He also entered a binding legal contract and again is a bit of a jerk

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I bequeath my ribs to you. For some reason this has really brightened my morning.

 

[Opesterino]

what a bad and sick guy.. he has zero interest in helping any minorities out there, everything is about him. i wouldn't be surprised to see him stealing that idea and retweeting it as his own.

 

[fricklefrackle]

R2-D1.2

 

[guest]

He also entered a binding legal contract and again is a bit of a jerk

"You don't have friends" Projectin' Pat!

 

[fricklefrackle]

"You don't have friends" Projectin' Pat!

 

[BudDickman]

"You don't have friends" Projectin' Pat!

This is one of the simplest and most reliable ways to get a non-copy-and-paste response.

"Hey Pat, I showed your picture to my friends, and they agree that you're a fat faggot with bitch tits. Also, I'm black."

"No, child. You do not have friends. It is why you act out in this way.
No, child. You are not black."

Just could just sprinkle "my friend" and "I'm black" anywhere in the text, and he'll address that specifically.

Another trigger phrase is "I was just thinking", which always elicits "You do not think, child. You are not capable of the act."

A good way to get confirmation that he read your entire message is to book end it with trigger phrases:

"I was just thinking ... <several insults>
Also, I'm black"

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

"You don't have friends" Projectin' Pat!

I was a little scared at this tobehonestwicha…Thinking how the hell does he know that much about me?

 

[BudDickman]

Disappointingly, Pat allows me to claim black status:

 

[BudDickman]

No, stlaker. You will not fuck your girlfriend:

Anything that Pat considers a status signal—a nice car, a girlfriend, a good job, being black—is beyond the reach of cyberstlakers.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

“Man, I’m glad I’m not Pat” really caught my ribs off guard.