Patrick is a 45 year old fat man who has only fucked two women

[Dummy Gaynuts]

What a weird guy

 

[Clint Ruin]

Remember when this all started and he used to say stupid shit like "so you're going to pretend my wife isn't hot", this simple fuck really thought he bagged himself a prize.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Remember when this all started and he used to say stupid shit like "so you're going to pretend my wife isn't hot", this simple fuck really thought he bagged himself a prize.

baldie mc-diarrhea pussy

 

[kingship75]

Another one of your many, many delusions, child. Pat's only 42.

 

[Muffin]

His is a world of failing delusions; case in point, his constant bragging about all the ass he would get, giving twitter pointers on how men should talk to women, and having 'ready' access to his wife's pussy. This man wants people to think him a virile and successful man instead of the dork loser he actually is and the sad part is that he actually seems to think he's fooling people. If he wasn't such a detestable wretch I would actually feel bad for him.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Another one of your many, many delusions, child. Pat's only 42.

He's puttin up numbahsssssssssssssssss

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Remember when this all started and he used to say stupid shit like "so you're going to pretend my wife isn't hot", this simple fuck really thought he bagged himself a prize.

So you're saying a balding, drunk woman, built like a fridge with piss yellow teeth isn't your idea of a catch? Nyehehehehe

 

[Jenna]

Imagine eating ice cream twice in your life, and both times it was vanilla. First time it's Haagen Dazs, second time it's the generic store brand. Oh, you'll spend the rest of your life in the ice cream aisle, wondering how that caramel sea salt tastes. Look but don't touch! Touch but don't taste!

 

[guest]

"thaT makes me twice as knowledgeable...chile"

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

"thaT makes me twice as knowledgeable...chile"

"I eat da coochie, child"

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Remember when this all started and he used to say stupid shit like "so you're going to pretend my wife isn't hot", this simple fuck really thought he bagged himself a prize.

Yeah your first wife was a Wisconsin 10 which is a New York 8. Thicki is a -10 in every city.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Another one of your many, many delusions, child. Pat's only 42.

No, stlaker, it is your delusion. His birthday is April 18th 1980.
Why do you only lie?

 

[Brooke Shields]

Imagine eating ice cream twice in your life, and both times it was vanilla. First time it's Haagen Dazs, second time it's the generic store brand. Oh, you'll spend the rest of your life in the ice cream aisle, wondering how that caramel sea salt tastes. Look but don't touch! Touch but don't taste!

Pat's the goof of all time.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Pat's the goof of all time.

one could be so bold as to call him a 'goofy gus'. Personally, I'm not interested in character assassination, so I would never

 

[guest]

Another one of your many, many delusions, child. Pat's only 42.

Sweetie, he doesn't turn 42 until April 18th. But we already knew that, infant child.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Sweetie, he doesn't turn 42 until April 18th. But we already knew that, infant child.

hope he doesn't turn 42, if you catch my drift

 

[guest]

hope he doesn't turn 42, if you catch my drift

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

hope he doesn't turn 42, if you catch my drift

I’ve been Wishing AIDS upon him since the summer of 2018. Hopefully one day Brotherman!

 

[guest]

"I eat da coochie, child"

That's money, that's money.

 

[guest]

His is a world of failing delusions; case in point, his constant bragging about all the ass he would get, giving twitter pointers on how men should talk to women, and having 'ready' access to his wife's pussy. This man wants people to think him a virile and successful man instead of the dork loser he actually is and the sad part is that he actually seems to think he's fooling people. If he wasn't such a detestable wretch I would actually feel bad for him.

Keep in mind that before us he was just in a world of SWFA convention freaks so he was actually a big strong tough guy who could fuck anyone if he wanted to.