Patrick if he just admitted he was a Democrat instead of pretending to be a Republican yet having zero right wing opinions.

[Handsome_Pat]

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

We're talking about a weight shed of almost 120 pounds here. That would take a massive amount of self-control and commitment, which he does not and never will have. And even if he did; he still wouldn't come close to looking this good.

Face it: He's a first-class BUM.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Face it: He's a first-class BUM.

BZZZZZZZTTTTTT WRONG 7TH NIGGA

I'm sorry you're so stupid but I always travel 5th class standby.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I like how that filter can't do anything to improve his creepy, soulless eyes.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

This is what Patrick sees in the mirror

 

[bombvest]

that'd be a funny parody twitter account of a 'right-wing' pat with all photoshopped handsome photos. who politely disagrees with fatrick and calmly supports his arguments with facts and reason.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Still has the head scar, but he underwent physical therapy and counseling to ensure that he didn't undergo a massive personality change.

 

[guest]

Also never blocks, always is polite, but very conservative and right wing, pro gun, race realist. Impeccable house. In perfect shape. Absolutely no desire to virtue signal. That would be a hilarious bit. The Handsome, bizarro Patrick.