Patrick, I know you're reading this

[guest]

I can't wait to have unprotected, consensual PIV sex with your second, better ex-wife. You see, when she finds out you ran up $120k in debt, she is going to divorce you. And once the divorce is final, we are going to engage in unprotected sex. She, unlike Krinsky, will be fully satisfied.

Sorry, child. Die sad about it.

 

[Meownaw]

Pepperoni In Vagina sex? You are trying to upset him not turn him on!

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Don't forget to rip a gasser in her box.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Porchmonkey in Vag?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Pakistani in Vag. You are cuntfucker confirmed.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

I hope Pat gets PIV on his next taxpayer-funded doctor visit

(Porcine Immunodeficiency Virus)

 

[guest]

Everyone here should sign a copy of American Gods for her.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I can't wait to have unprotected, consensual PIV sex with your second, better ex-wife. You see, when she finds out you ran up $120k in debt, she is going to divorce you. And once the divorce is final, we are going to engage in unprotected sex. She, unlike Krinsky, will be fully satisfied.

Sorry, child. Die sad about it.
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Why wait for a divorce? Just feed her a couple shooters at the bar while Pat's off trying to flirt with bartenders. Be sympathetic and funny. Done deal.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Maybe quasi will let you fuck her in the backseat of Susan. Judgement call if you want to crap your pants beforehand.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Are you implying Niki wil have consensual sex with a man after she leaves Pat?.. personally i think she's going to lick copious amounts of ethnic dish once the fat shackles of her sham marriage are off. She will be picking nappy pubic hairs out of her teeth for months to come.

 

[Will Tate]

Maybe quasi will let you fuck her in the backseat of Susan. Judgement call if you want to crap your pants beforehand.

Or on the street where Susan's parked like Quasi would.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Maybe quasi will let you fuck her in the backseat of Susan. Judgement call if you want to crap your pants beforehand.

In the backseat of Susan putting it in Niki

It's like a white trash turducken.

 

[42069]

I’d make her take a bath first

 

[Will Tate]

In the backseat of Susan putting it in Niki

It's like a white trash turducken.

Fucking a trashy skank in the backseat of a pony car in the parking lot is what's known as the Cheesehead Hat-Trick, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid.