Patrick has been nominated for three awards

[Jenna]

Not for his writing of course, but for being an embarrassing internet lolcow.

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Patrick is nominated in the following categories:

Best C-Tier Lolcow

Best Dramacow

Best Recorded Lolcow Meltdown (for "Tape 5" of the Josiah tapes)

Patrick has some stiff competition from other lolcows in the C-Tier and Recorded Meltdown categories from those darn trannies, but best Dramacow seems feasible.

If you haven't voted yet, please submit an honest ballot and abstain from any categories you don't wish to vote in.

 

[Meownaw]

C tier? Even in being a failure he fails.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

This would have never happened had you not gotten butt hurt and sued KF for our beloved cavers info, pig. Hope it’s worth it. As per usual, you can’t even get passed a C.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Shoutout to @Caverlock for making this all possible

 

[Cuphead]

Seems to be getting a decent amount of votes in c-tier, but it will be tough with everything that happened with Jack Murphy the past week

 

[guest]

I did my part but not sure Patrick is well known enough at KF to win any of these categories. But if this goes into next year I feel like more people there will get on the Pat train.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Your avi makes me want to vomit

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Congrats, Fat! You can add this to the cover of your next book that will never be published.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I sure hope none our little rascals let Pat know he’s up for awards! Might ruin his day under the blanket

 

[stealthygeek]

Hugo nominations: 0

Nice career trajectory, stupid.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Congrats, Fat! You can add this to the cover of your next book that will never be published.

Not enough room. He has to put "Taut, funny, and human, Gate Crashers takes us from zero to FTL in seconds flat. -Max Gladstone, Author of The Craft Sequence" on the cover for the fourth straight book.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Not enough room. He has to put "Taut, funny, and human, Gate Crashers takes us from zero to FTL in seconds flat. -Max Gladstone, Author of The Craft Sequence" on the cover for the fourth straight book.

I like that Uncle Paul said the book was hilarious and Pat responded it wasn’t a comedy. Uncle Paul didn’t actually read it because he was doing creepy things.

 

[stealthygeek]

Not enough room. He has to put "Taut, funny, and human, Gate Crashers takes us from zero to FTL in seconds flat. -Max Gladstone, Author of The Craft Sequence" on the cover for the fourth straight book.

Reminder: Patty once had a cover review by a man he has shared multiple hotel rooms with. Was Mama Raven not available, Rick?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Reminder: Patty once had a cover review by a man he has shared multiple hotel rooms with. Was Mama Raven not available, Rick?

Your friends always write the most fair and honest reviews, little one. Your hands they keep doing this thing. This thing where they’re typing. Anyways, I’m going to enjoy what happens to you nexxxxxssstt.

 

[NoBacon]

Reminder: Patty once had a cover review by a man he has shared multiple hotel rooms with. Was Mama Raven not available, Rick?

what does that even mean?

hard boiled to make your brain pop? It makes me think of boring functional hard boiled eggs. Which is probably an apt review actually.

 

[Meownaw]

what does that even mean?

hard boiled to make your brain pop? It makes me think of boring functional hard boiled eggs. Which is probably an apt review actually.

His friends are just as retarded as him

Like when faggots call something black and white noir.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

How is he only c tier? His kw page exploded this year

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I like that Uncle Paul said the book was hilarious and Pat responded it wasn’t a comedy. Uncle Paul didn’t actually read it because he was doing creepy things.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I'm surprised they don't call these the Channies

 

[AntSucks]

No way Patrick is going to win any of these. Kiwifarms mistake freakshows for lolcows all the time. To be a lolcow you have to somehow be someone who at first glance would pass as a normal person.