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If she loves his dick, she's gonna WORSHIP mine.his wife still loves it though. allegedly.
I'm feeling a bit faklempt! Tawk amongst yaselves."you haven't fucked me since we were at AUSCHWITZ!!!"
I haven't heard anything about Niki's past fellers. WWAW the ones who got away?Why would Niki put up with that Ade didn't, it was confirmed Niki's last guy relationship was packing
his wife still loves it though. allegedly.
We’ve had it wrong the whole time, fellas. This guy is cool as fuck.
Why does he think he's funny?
Don’t forget impotent and flaccid. He’s said multiple times this forum is “flaccid” which sounds like Patty has a Pecka Problem.He's always saying everything "the right" says& does is projection. Yet his go-to insult is "tiny dick" & "baby penis". Hmmm..
Another lie by Technicality Tomlinson. He said she loves "the D" he didn't say she loved his D.his wife still loves it though. allegedly.
Yes I've already said that it's my working theory. You have a significant drop in testosterone after the age of 40. You add a terrible diet, sedentary lifestyle, minimal exercise and alcoholism to that equation?Don’t forget impotent and flaccid. He’s said multiple times this forum is “flaccid” which sounds like Patty has a Pecka Problem.
My advice to you man is drink about 12 oz of juice every morning. I buy those bolthouse farms organic juices and make sure to drink a glass of one of them every morning. Plus going more vegetarian really helps. I'm not saying cut out meat completely but ease up on it. I had minor heart surgery in October of 2020 so I had to start being healthier, and damn when you cut out the booze and the sodium and the sugar and you start adding more fruits and vegetables it's like dick diesel.I'm going to out myself here, but fuck it. I've turned into a quasi-Pat (har har) in the past year. Stopped heavy lifting, stopped eating much, etc. Depression, whatever, who knows. I have a full-time job and raise two young kids (I'm PFG at that) but in most other ways I see a lot of myself in Pat.
Point being, my T is dreadfully low. So low I'm embarrassed to give you a number. I don't lift anymore. I don't take fighting classes anymore. I don't eat much, but I've put on about five pounds (muscle loss and fat gain). I have a sedentary job for the first time in my life. My dick still works when I need it to, but my libido for the most part is pretty dormant.
That's Pat. He's a low T, out-of-shape, lazy piggy-boy who can't get it up, because I'm that, too. However last night I re-enrolled in one of those classes and plan to get back into "fighting shape" by mid-to-late summer. Baby steps.
The difference between the hog and myself is that I still have a spark of motivation inside that makes me want to be better. Not a shifty, angry, miserable, lazy layabout piece of fat shit. Pat needs a fucking fire set under his ass and a good ass-beating if he's ever going to change.
EDIT: @CarolMaxheinie ribbing this post hurts. I was injured. Injured bad.
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