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Patrick has a lizard that climbs onto a windowsill smaller than itself and looks out the window with a cat
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He posted like 3 updates of this throughout the day. Hes a waterhead.
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They both want to jump.
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The lizard is trying to get some sunlight so it doesnt fucking die because Pat doesn't own a heat lamp
The cat is trying to eat the lizard
The cat is trying to eat the lizard
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I will get shit for this but I think the cat is kinda cute
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Nooooo, child. Niki's jungle fever requires negro-adjacent hoveling.
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The cat is cute but the thought of some cat getting gassed at the shelter because baby boy wanted a quirky heterochromia cat bugs the shit out of me. Although I guess getting gassed is a better fate than living with that piece of shit.
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Bearded dragons aren't supposed to be let loose like that. They're prone to all kinds of health issues due to their having been inbred like mad in the US since they weren't to be exported from Australia in the first place. That window, sunlight or not, can't be that warm, and the damn lizard is barely able to hold on as it is. As someone else mentioned, the pet should have at least a heat lamp to stay warm, also a UV lamp to emulate being in the actual sun. No wonder his last one died, Pat's fat.
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Meanwhile his daughter, who he has never met by choice, is being raised by a better man. While he watches his pet prehistoric monster and snake in fur contemplate suicide, Big Jon is helping Annabelle with her science project.
How he hasn't killed himself is testament to his egotism.
How he hasn't killed himself is testament to his egotism.
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I had reptilian pets growing up. They're soulless and disgusting. They belong on a rock in the sun far the fuck away from people.
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I never understood why people would want them as a pet. I house sit a neighbor's place when I was young and they had lizards and I never understood the appeal. If I was at a zoo sure or in their natural habitat I would think it was cool but to have that in your house is just trying to be different and quirky.