Patrick comforts a Japanese WW2 zero pilot

[Easily_Remembered]

"Konnichiwa, child-san".

"You are mentally ill, slant eyes.

You are going to a POW camp, slant eyes.

You have been told, many thousands of times, to cease surprise attacking Pearl Harbor. Failure to do so constitutes felony war crimes. Do not tread on me again".

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Japanese pilot inner monologue:

“I have lived a life of regret for my actions in World War 2 where I was fighting for my country. I lost friends and family members but I recognize I was on the wrong side of history.

Here I am in Hawaii at the Pearl Harbor memorial to pay my respects and atone for my sins. My entire family is by my side because we all flew in from Japan. I want to declare my sorrow and regret to someone. How should I do that?

I’ll walk up to a random American and have my grandson tell them everything on my behalf.

How about this heavy set guy dressed in yellow and blue clothes with a backwards baseball hat on right over there?”

*proceeds to dump his soul to a mid 20s Patrick S Tomlinson*

Seems a bit far fetched, no?

 

[T. Booth Willy]

Japanese pilot inner monologue:

“I have lived a life of regret for my actions in World War 2 where I was fighting for my country. I lost friends and family members but I recognize I was on the wrong side of history.

Here I am in Hawaii at the Pearl Harbor memorial to pay my respects and atone for my sins. My entire family is by my side because we all flew in from Japan. I want to declare my sorrow and regret to someone. How should I do that?

I’ll walk up to a random American and have my grandson tell them everything on my behalf.

How about this heavy set guy dressed in yellow and blue clothes with a backwards baseball hat on right over there?”

*proceeds to dump his soul to a mid 20s Patrick S Tomlinson*

Seems a bit far fetched, no?

It was a teenage pat. And he was drunk. Not joking. Thats actually what the article says

 

[NoBacon]

Patrick has claimed to personally interviewed veterans from the entire axis of evil and they all affirmed his own ignorant political opinion, what are the odds of that?

I think he needs to worry more about his close inner circle of convicted pedophiles that he pals around with tbchwy.

 

[SensibleKeks]

 

[guest]

One of his more absurd lies, which is really saying something.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I will relieve my regrets for Pearl Harbor to an obese unemployed teenager, Yoshi.