Patrick Christmas Day Bingo

[The Talking Dead]

I know this is early but I'll probably fawkin zooted most of tomorrow so here it is - the bingo card for piggy's Christmas day -

• Tweet about prezzie received from Niki that is something you'd give a child (lego, model set, kid's movie dvd etc.) - 36
• Tweet from Hooligans showing him getting hammered with other degenerates whose family don't want them around - 15
• Tweet saying something like "this is how my stlaker's are choosing to spend Christmas" in response to his toilet or fencepost - 47
• Prison/life is already over threats to stalkers - 31
• Several tweets about the movie Hook and why it's so great - 56
• Tweet about How to Train Your Dragon or other animated children's movie - 19
• He'll tweet his cooked to shit "Xmas" meal - 28
• 50+ tweets total for the day - 44

These will be checked off as they occur.

Merry Christmas


Edit - Added the bingo card and @FatPatsBaps suggestions since it's very likely to occur. Enjoy felony bingo'ing. Prison awaits.

 

[Honey Badger]

Free space is just “Fat”

 

[FatPatsBaps]

He'll tweet his cooked to shit "Xmas" meal.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Self swatting .

 

[PickleRickle]

He has met his daughter many times, but has he ever met her on Christmas morning?

 

[Jenna]

"Christmas Eve at Hooli's Swinging Door tonight, followed by Christmas dinners with family on the 28th, 29th, and 30th."

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

You forgot about some "clever" Christmas movie tradition he has like Die Hard or some shit

 

[The Talking Dead]

You forgot about some "clever" Christmas movie tradition he has like Die Hard or some shit

That's covered by Hook. Pretty sure he xeeted last Christmas that it's a tradition to watch it every year. Embarrassing fat retard.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Too bad posting these predictions get ruined by Pat reading them so he wont post naturally and will try to make sure nobody gets a correct prediction.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You forgot about some "clever" Christmas movie tradition he has like Die Hard or some shit

Tee Hee

 

[Kurt_Love]

It's never too early to get a head start on "I'm a fit regular at a gym and newbs make the place packed on January 1st" xeets

 

[Jenna]

Tee Hee

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Patrick, you can either choose your daughter or living as a self-important narcissist manchild.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It's never too early to get a head start on "I'm a fit regular at a gym and newbs make the place packed on January 1st" xeets

Good call on the annual " resolutioners" post where he thinks he is fooling the internet about going to the gym 3-4 times a week.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

"Christmas Eve at Hooli's Swinging Door tonight, followed by Christmas dinners with family on the 28th, 29th, and 30th."

Too close to new year. Jan 4th 5th and 6th. I'd probably more likely

 

[PorqueDealer]

what happened to his autistic annual tradition of watching a christmas carol at the theatre?
did he go and not tweet about it?
or has something drained his funds since last year?
enjoy speculating, stlaker

 

[Udders]

Self swatting .

Good point. For someone who's into swatting, doing it on a holiday I assume would be amusing, but Pat never swats himself on holidays, funny that.

 

[MrRetardo]

Self swatting .

does self gas companying count?

 

[peckafacce]

Every box is going to get checked

 

[The Talking Dead]

Every box is going to get checked

Wrong as you always and only are, sweet little burnt beef wellington child. Prison soon.

 

[Honoria]

Breaking out the children's movies early (not animated, a technicality?)