what's that... a rape who gets paid?
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Patrick becomes unhinged when questioned about homosexual past
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Pat is going to jerk off to his Doppleganger getting an HJ
It always slays me when redditors tag in bro Joe.
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I love that Joe cumia still gets thrown into the mix
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Rick only goes to all those conventions as a cover to have romantic getaways with Rakdaddy. It’s why he gets so excited for “convention season”.
Why doesn't Joe just chime in? I think everyone would love to hear his thoughts on handjobgate
He didn't deny having a bloated pumpkin head.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
Looschen up, folksch! I'm juscht like the Brothas, I fart in the cooschie!
Unemployed man putting work in quotation marks and not seeing the irony.
Classic pat!
Just noticed he said he's enjoyed putting us in prison. That past one wasn't a mistake, he really has gone insane. You are already in prison, child.
Classic pat!
Just noticed he said he's enjoyed putting us in prison. That past one wasn't a mistake, he really has gone insane. You are already in prison, child.
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I would have paid money to see Joe get these texts. *ding ding* Joe unclips phone from belt clip, and dons his reading glasses. Mouth slightly agape he stares into the phone and says "what the libtard shit is this?"
Whenever I show these Reddit texts to friends who are semi-aware of Pat, as I did these, they ask the same question. To wit:
July 21, 2023 — be there or be a debt-free, gainfully employed member of society!
July 21, 2023 — be there or be a debt-free, gainfully employed member of society!
Reddit rascals have been tagging in other people on texts for years now. Does anyone ever respond except for Pat?
During one of SpaceEdge's group family texts, one of them replied, 'that's his twitter?' with laughing emojis or an lol or something.
Uhh check the pinned debtor thread today, buddy. That court session is muthafuggin cancelled
I'm sorry you're so stupid.
The throwing in ol Joe really shattered this niggers ribs
Not as sorry as I am, child.
