PATRICK AND NIKI ARE BREAKING UP

[lil chud]

According to a very reliable source, I have information that Patrick and Nikki will be getting divorced soon. Niki has already stopped wearing her wedding ring and Patrick is already on dating sites looking for a new wife.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This should lead to Pat posting about how much he loves his wife on twitter

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

keep salted earth truffle updated

 

[DMbA]

This should lead to Pat posting about how much he loves his wife on twitter

God he misses his ex wife

 

[Imager]

I heard it here so I know it's true

 

[NortheastPhilly]

In the ribcage after seeing Rich Vos?

 

[StlakerFatti]

In the ribcage after seeing Rich Vos?

At the Comedy Cabin in Janesville, WI tomorrow, Dec 1st.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

dating sites looking for a new wife.

If this were real you would have said a 'third, better wife'

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

According to a very reliable source, I have information that Patrick and Nikki will be getting divorced soon. Niki has already stopped wearing her wedding ring and Patrick is already on dating sites looking for a new wife.

She's a box eater anyhow

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I hear his agent is really keen on a Christmas Carnage and it will be finished and published in time for Christmas 2024.

 

[fusciasomething]

I would love to see an honest bio on Rick's dating profile

 

[Steve Ramone]

I would love to see an honest bio on Rick's dating profile

We'd have to write it for him

 

[guest]

Niki has already stopped wearing her wedding ring and Patrick is already on dating sites looking for a new wife.

Niki never wore her ring to begin with except on rare occasions, and Pat has already had dozens of dating site accounts made by trolls. You're gonna need to do better than that, faggot. It wouldn't surprise me if they break up, but Pat knows way better than to make a dating app account.

 

[RickReternal]

At the Comedy Cabin in Janesville, WI tomorrow, Dec 1st.

Tickets still available

 

[Ladynyahh]

Wasnt there a picture of him with some other lady at hoolies or some other Milwaukee dive? I'd like to imagine that Niki saw that and confronted Rick about it

 

[SensibleKeks]

I hope someone lets Pat know that we're sending out our thoughts and prayers. During this difficult time he'll have a lot of pain behind those eyes.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Rick would never let another one get away, especially after Bernell gave him the taste for blood. I'll believe it when Ol' Smelly Leggings is in the morgue.

 

[AliceWorquer]

He would probably unleash the monster on both of them if he even thought divorce was a possibility.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I wish he would get a job. He's going to need one once Lynne stops supporting him. But no, he's out taking pictures of shitty flowers in soon-to-be Niki's yard

https://nitter.net/stealthygeek/status/1730299522062934313#m

 

[PorqueDealer]

If this were real you would have said a 'third, better wife'

Third, even bettah, wife