Patrick admitted to starting BP medicine at 28 years old. Guess what a major side effect is?

[guest]

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I'm shocked "being an unsavory, hate-able cunt" isn't on the list.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Limp-dicked angry fat man.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Snake]

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Maybe part of his pro-vax thing is that he knows a simple flu-like would kill his fat unhealthy ass, a bit like having AIDS (which funnily enough Foo Fighters deny exists, & Lord Fauci killed loads of aidsys with his last big treatment endeavour)

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It explains why he has to make sure the Internet knows he has LOTS and LOTS of sex…with his wife. So much to even say his wife LOVES “the d” (didn’t say which one) to many strangers online. If you goof on him for being a fat idiot he calls you things like impotent, limp, and flaccid. It’s almost like it’s a serious issue to him that’s always on his mind. Plus he’s fat.

 

[Brooke Shields]

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Fixed this for you

it's now 99% Patrick, the only thing missing is that tramp-stamp he put around his bicep because if he put it above his ass it'd be too costly

 

[Phish]

Also. WEIGHT GAIN!

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Fat impotent loser is angry at the world because he has been pushing rope since 28. lmao nice broken pecker, stupid.

 

[AntSucks]

It's also a side effect of having an ugly wife.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

But they failed to list a side effect of marrying some Mark Chmura looking bitch.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

I knew it the second he started calling our reddit/forum "flaccid" and "impotent". I have heard an incredible amount of words be used to negatively describe something throughout my life, but that was a brand new one. He simply HAS to have dick problems if he's weaponizing that as an insult.

Nice shirt, guy who can't get his penis hard.