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Patrick addresses recent events. God bless Jon’s soul. RIP king.

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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second line messed up the order of his reply chopping it up, I imagine it was one paragraph.

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Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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He says literally nothing about Jon or Annabelle. Just him. Me me me me me. Nothing you say about me is true. Everything you say about me is a lie. There is a fake version of me that you and everyone else believes is a loser, when actually I'm really cool. I'm a real person and you're not.

Meanwhile, 90 minutes away, a little girl's summer is ruined before it could even begin. Daddy's not there, mommy is devastated, and yet still you gotta be older sister to set a brave example for your younger brothers.

While the man who jizzed her into existence is telling random people that they aren't people. He's got some January 6th Hearings later on, great prime opportunity to tweet about it and get some viral attention.

That is your fucking life, Patrick. You aren't grinding up black children into pepperoni. Nobody is farting into Niki's vagina. Your toilet hasn't gained sentience and started a twitter account. Your fucking daughter is grief-stricken and we care more about it than you do.
 

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He says literally nothing about Jon or Annabelle. Just him. Me me me me me. Nothing you say about me is true. Everything you say about me is a lie. There is a fake version of me that you and everyone else believes is a loser, when actually I'm really cool. I'm a real person and you're not.

Meanwhile, 90 minutes away, a little girl's summer is ruined before it could even begin. Daddy's not there, mommy is devastated, and yet still you gotta be older sister to set a brave example for your younger brothers.

While the man who jizzed her into existence is telling random people that they aren't people. He's got some January 6th Hearings later on, great prime opportunity to tweet about it and get some viral attention.

That is your fucking life, Patrick. You aren't grinding up black children into pepperoni. Nobody is farting into Niki's vagina. Your toilet hasn't gained sentience and started a twitter account. Your fucking daughter is grief-stricken and we care more about it than you do.
The only value any other human holds for him is how they might somehow benefit his twitter account.
 
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If he had any ounce of soul in him he would gather up as much disposable money as he could, put it in a card, and send it to Ade under a fake name or completely anonymous. Not reaching out for any contact, just actually doing what you can to help your own fucking flesh and blood in a devasting situation. For one fucking time in her life.

He won't do shit. He'll fart on the couch, get drunk, and keep tweeting. Gotta plan the next fuck off vacation to a tourist trap!
 

Opesterino

How does that feel?!
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man that really got under his britches. fucking piece of shit he is. as KissesCumia so correctly put it, everything in pat's world is about him 100%. he doesn;t care about anyone else unless they can be used to go "viral". he is a ingrate who deserves daily misery for his actions.

Fuck you Patrick S. Thomlinson. I hate you
 
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HotDogJoe

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Just as you are not a real person. You're a collection of mental illnesses..

So Pat's saying people who are mentally ill aren't real people? Isn't that also what Hitler believed, hence why they were round up with jews back in the 40s?

Is Patrick SS Tomlinson literally Hitler? Literally shaking and crying rn if so.
 

kingship75

My huge-cocked pal stole my wife and PUPPIES!
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Psychoses*

He always stupidly offers up an exculpation for the atalkers. Even if Pig somehow got someone into court, who is going to convict "a shambles of various psychosis [sic]" of just about anything?
Look for Pig to use the word “exculpation” incorrectly in the coming days. A month tops.
 
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