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Ultimately it's all genetics. I know a dude in his late 70's who has smoked 70 a day for the last 40 years. Meanwhile one of my friends is in his early 40's and has had three different types of cancer this year including losing a ball and he hikes up mountains every single weekend.I've known healthy, fit people in tiptop shape who dropped dead from cancer in their mid 30's, all whilst lads like badlands chugs chug along. nature makes no bloody sense
bonnie's innocuous patrice joke somehow became the most demoralizing thread to enterUltimately it's all genetics. I know a dude in his late 70's who has smoked 70 a day for the last 40 years. Meanwhile one of my friends is in his early 40's and has had three different types of cancer this year including losing a ball and he hikes up mountains every single weekend.
*candy crush noises*bonnie's innocuous patrice joke somehow became the most demoralizing thread to enter
I cant believe he outlived his slimmer, fitter competitor Pat from Moonachie.I've known healthy, fit people in tiptop shape who dropped dead from cancer in their mid 30's, all whilst lads like badlands chugs chug along. nature makes no bloody sense
The sugar got him.Isn't this Patrice's cause of death?
Inferior black genesI cant believe he outlived his slimmer, fitter competitor Pat from Moonachie.
Who is that? I have a herringbone suit very similar... vurry nice
More like a lazy Susan.Ain't no magic legs or a Susan for you when diabetes takes them.
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