PatLogic™

[TorquieTwoBeers]

We all know that the reason Pat responds to everything is that his brain is broken and he needs to corrrrecT everything and be seen as right. Pat claims, however, that he responds to everything because he "tried" not responding and it "didn't work". He claims he ignored everything for a few months, but that people kept trolling him, so he tried a different tactic, which is replying to everything.

We all know this isn't true. When he got kicked off Twitter the first time, people practically forgot about him and almost never posted about him.

Anyway, he claims pulling an Opie (the ol' Leave It Alone) didn't work. But you know what else clearly isn't working, to the tune of $125k+ and whatever dignity he had left? Responding to everything. This not only hasn't worked, but it's made things worse for him. But he keeps doing it. This is what makes him one of the dumbest people out there and is why this will never end. Brothermen will come and go, but Pat will always be there, responding to everything and giving the trolls exactly what they want.

Plus he's fat! Boy, is he ever fat!

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Imagine if this guy was actually famous, like he thought he was going to be.

He'd not only be spending all day on Twitter responding to every comment, he'd have to DOUBLE his efforts!

I almost don't blame famous people for getting sucked into social media because you're always going to get some asshole who posts blatantly fake shit until you can't help but correct the record and then they know they've got you!

I actually wish Pat was famous. You just know what he'd do with that fame, right?

More. Twitter.

In his mind he'd be "proving something". He'd be "punching alt-right Nazi trolls", he'd be the generation that was raised on Harry Potter and now Trumptards are surprised he's fighting back??

In reality, it'd be 20 hours a day all day writing 'no child' into his phone.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

You are right that he is fat. Dangerously fat, in fact. But he is also old. He is as old as the hills and he still plays with toys that say for ages 4 and up on them. He has high blood pressure and other old person health issues as well. Old and fat is no way to go through life.