Pat will neutralize you, but his wife will kill you

[BudDickman]

Anyone find it odd and unmanly that he uses his wife to make unambiguous death threats? He always gives himself a sliver of plausible deniability by using euphemisms like "neutralize" or whatever, but he doesn't do the same for his wife. I guess she has plausible deniability because she can just say "I don't know why my retarded fat faggot of a husband would say that", but it's still odd.

 

[It’s Meboe]

Nikki is a killer dyke. Watch out.
Pat is fat.

 

[DominusOdium]

Guy needs to work on neutralizing some LDL cholesterol

 

[SFWA liaison]

he thinks he's clever because he found a loophole to make death threats, instead he looks like an emasculated sissy who needs a lady to protect him

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

Recycled pussy farts are deadly, child.

 

[HotDogJoe]

The law works how I say it does, child.

Hush now.