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Pat triple dips on the same awful joke

CarolMaxheinie

Runner, Unlike Fatrick
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Reminder: earlier this year I briefed my attorney - a respected legend in his field and a super serious foil to my ribald humor - on the LOLsuit. I wanted his opinion on it. I sent him the complaint and Fat Pat’s twitter as well as my marathon investigation and waited about half an hour.

He called me back in and said, with a straight face, “you committed no crimes or civilly-actionable items and this case will be laughed out of court. However, you’re a successful and grown man with a lot to lose. Why waste time on a literal pants-shitting retard like this guy?

Ribs = pulverized

You hear that, Pat? You’re a source of mockery and derision by any objective observer. Enjoy another lonely, impoverished Christmas you fat lardass!
 

Jim-sucks-shit

*ALL FUTURE COURT DATES ARE VACATED*
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"Yeah, there's this retarded fella that comes in with his laptop every once in a while and takes pictures of the dinosaurs. He seemed harmless at first but then this ugly gal named Anica warned us that he stalked women. Really strange guy, fat too."

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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Why does he go to this fucking children's museum so often if he's not a kid fucking creep? I loved the Royal Ontario Museum when I was a kid. But you go once, see and learn about all the cool shit. Once you've seen it and learned it, there's no reason to go back until they add a cool new exhibit.
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