Pat thinks the Avengers know who he is

[Clint Ruin]

Hey stupid. I've been tweeted at by James Gunn, Mark Hamill, and Rosario Dawson. Except I don't go around acting like that makes me famous or important, capeshit people interacting with me. It's fucking Twitter, you knob, none of those people know who you are or remember you.

 

[N64 Cube]

Pat’s part of the exclusive “irrelevant people know me” club

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He doesnt even see them as people. A great example of pat thinking all the capeshit is real life.

 

[guest]

He also got unceremoniously blocked by Wilson Fisk aka The Kingpin.

Suck it, faggot.

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[ChildlessHambino]

And your daughter will never call you, you deadbeat cunt

 

[guest]

He also got unceremoniously blocked by Wilson Fisk aka The Kingpin.

Suck it, faggot.

[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1313333736193355776?s=20&t=xdhNjgZY1HdhG0UHuWcd3A[/URL]
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BASED D'Onofrio

 

[guest]

Jon Snyder once smashed Pat's Captain America toy with his cock... for looking at him in the eye.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

One more bit of evidence for the men with the white coats.

 

[guest]

This nigger acting like he personally has talked to the Avengers like a make a wish kid is further proof that he is ABSOLUTELY on the spectrum.

Go play with your Stargate spaceship models, faggot.

 

[Jenna]

I knew one of the Marvel actors (movies, not television) growing up, friend-of-a-friend. When you have a social life in high school, you meet people and some of them accidentally become celebrities.

But hey, Mark Ruffalo tweeted at you once because he agreed with one of your stupid political hot takes. Whoopee.

 

[RobertMewler]

I've sat at the same dinner table as Derek Jeter and Chili Davis. One of their entourage invited me to a party they were throwing the next night. Considering I met them in person, that makes me more famous, more popular, and more knowledgeable about MLB than Pat, right? Stupid fuck.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Hey pat, I've conversed with Neil Gaiman on multiple occasions.

Hey pat, Roger stone personally sent me a video that I then shared here where he calls you, I dunno, fat!?!

Hey pat, things that happen online don't matter. It's not real life and these guys wIuld never recognize you on the street. Wanna know what you will be known for?

You're that fat faggot with bitch tits that needs to #PayQuasi

 

[RobertMewler]

i bet that scccummbag really motherfuckkkked you

All Norton jokes aside, he was an asshole and made a snide remark to me. Total dick.

 

[Niki's Bull]

He also got unceremoniously blocked by Wilson Fisk aka The Kingpin.

Suck it, faggot.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1313333736193355776?s=20&t=xdhNjgZY1HdhG0UHuWcd3A

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It's funny because Pat would be the Private Pyle of his company if he ever joined the military.



PS - My dad was the only college graduate in his unit for basic training to go to Vietnam. He said the drill instructor singled him out every day:

"Hey college boy, since you are so smart, why don't you show us how to do 50 push ups?" Because dad wasn't a faggot he laughed took it in stride.

 

[Udders]

All Norton jokes aside, he was an asshole and made a snide remark to me. Total dick.

Guess that answers the question if you ever got one of his giftbaskets.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

I was tweeted at by Tay Zonday and Dr Steve.

Haven't used that platform probably for six years nor was i ever politically firebranding though, so i might be out of touch.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

I was tweeted at by Tay Zonday and Dr Steve.

Haven't used that platform probably for six years nor was i ever politically firebranding though, so i might be out of touch.

I've also talked to Tay Zonday, by pat logic that makes us important.

 

[guest]

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The irony of the gif saying "do I hate being right aTll the time"

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I wonder how the Avengers would feel if they knew that Pat hid himself in his house not once but twice rather than face his alleged enemies?

Also I don't know what's gayer - Pat writing an entire blog post (no doubt read voraciously by his audience of dozens) about getting blocked by Vincent D'Onofrio, or his allegation that Trump "killed 212,000" people. How many people died of COVID under President Uncle Bad Touch, Pat? How many died in his Afghanistan clusterfuck?

Also fuck you Pat, on my old (now suspended) Twitter account, I got a DM from Dani Golightly.

 

[guest]

PLEASE tell me someone is going to text him as an avenger now.