Pat thinks he is burdoned with tweeting about tragedies that nobody asked for

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[guest]

Patrick admitting he doesn't know? Surely no one will text him to remind him of his lack of knowledge.

 

[guest]

I love when non-stlakers push back on Patrick and his insanity. He's a fucking lunatic.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Well fuck, it's a good thing you didn't vote for one then, right Ricky?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

He really needs a big fat dick up his arse.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Ah yeah, the burden of celebrity, huh Pat?

 

[guest]

At least he wasn't overly wordy in his analogy.

"garbage disposal in their sink" as opposed to the other ones scattered throughout the house? Fuckin jerkoff.

Also, who are these supposed audiences begging for the creatives to spoon-feed them the news? Literally no one is asking Pat to help them understand.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Iike a murderer expecting the garbage disposal in their sink to chop up their murdered spouse to cover up the murder so they don't go to prison for murdering someone

 

[Phish]

That analogy is deff the original work of our prized pig. It reads exactly like the rest of his drivel.

 

[Jenna]

Digestible packets? He thinks his followers need him to break down the latest school shooting into digestible packets?

When a psychopath shoots up an elementary school, it's a bit like pokemon. Instead of using attack moves like Tackle, the psychopath uses a gun with bullets. If you attack a pokemon enough, they faint, but you can take them to a pokemon center and revive them. If you shoot a 2nd grader enough, they die, and you can take them to a hospital but you can't revive them.

That a good enough probiotic for you or do you need more twitter attention from this tragedy?

 

[guest]

Digestible packets? He thinks his followers need him to break down the latest school shooting into digestible packets?

When a psychopath shoots up an elementary school, it's a bit like pokemon. Instead of using attack moves like Tackle, the psychopath uses a gun with bullets. If you attack a pokemon enough, they faint, but you can take them to a pokemon center and revive them. If you shoot a 2nd grader enough, they die, and you can take them to a hospital but you can't revive them.

That a good enough probiotic for you or do you need more twitter attention from this tragedy?

I think he's trying to say that he couldn't figure out how to compare the shooting to Star Wars or Marvel.

 

[Will Tate]

Weren't both these shooters deranged trannies groomed by the glows? Surely Pat's gotta wait to see how the media spins that into WHITE MAN BAD before he can parrot their talking points.

 

[Jenna]

I think he's trying to say that he couldn't figure out how to compare the shooting to Star Wars or Marvel.

We want to believe a magical portal will open and Thor will strike down the gunman with his mighty hammer before a single child is harmed. But that is not the case. That is not the case because the GOP has spent 200 years wanting children dead 1/

 

[guest]

We want to believe a magical portal will open and Thor will strike down the gunman with his mighty hammer before a single child is harmed. But that is not the case. That is not the case because the GOP has spent 200 years wanting children dead 1/

If you had told me he said that, I would have believed you.

We could send our children to school in Iron Man suits, or at the very least, Captain America shields. The GOP, however, will not vote for this, because they hate children. They want our children slaughtered, like Anakin killing the younglings.

 

[1073waaf]

This might be the cringiest thing he’s ever tweeted.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Pat's "audience" = murderers
Patrick = garbage disposal

A very shit tool for murderers(audiences)

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I don’t see anybody asking any “creatives” for anything regarding current events, especially not opinions, even though they feel empowered to share theirs.

Everything he writes assumes all the readers know everything that’s going on in his world. Of course that’s not the case so his shit comes off nonsensical.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

A garbage disposal is actually useful

It’s more like asking pile of shit to explain the nuances of gun reform

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Everyone wants to hear the opinion of someone that struggled with high school and is such a coward he walked away from his daughter. Suere lets hear about how you care about kids and space travel. I cant believe people buy into his hypocritical takes. There needs to be a tweet that has both his grades and him admitting to signing away his daughter that people can use to call him out when he tries to act like an authority. Pats life resume is bottom of the barrel and he is not one to take advise from.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

This might be the cringiest thing he’s ever tweeted.

Get them, children.