Pat still trying to get this gem off the ground

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Can't imagine how his stand-up career never took off.

Pat, if anything, your parents should have died from embarrassment, but apparently Tomlinsons don't carry the shame gene.

 

[guest]

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As a person whose father was actually murdered, I'm shaking.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Sounds like he should sue inanimate objects.

 

[Stent]

As a person whose father was actually murdered, I'm shaking.

*moidured

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

this fat midwestern rube has never been to a bodega

 

[Sputnik]

this fat midwestern rube has never been to a bodega

I lived in miami child, i've sucked cocks in many laTin owned establishmenTs sweet baby child.

 

[ChildlessHambino]

Pat killed his own parents by not fighting to have their granddaughter in their lives. What a cunt

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I lived in miami child, i've sucked cocks in many laTin owned establishmenTs sweet baby child.

He probably went to a bodega and bought an ancient can of Dinty Moore

 

[guest]

I don't get it.

 

[Meownaw]

I don't get it.

You have to be this fat to ride, child.

 

[Ace Orenstein]

I don't get it.

Of course you don’t. Why would you?

 

[Harry Powell]

What’s the joke?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

What’s the joke?

It's a retarded trope from 15+ years ago, stolen of course, where the idea is somebody mentions something innocuous and preferably non-sentient and then you say that that thing killed your parents, for example:

"Who could have anything against tiny lending libraries in repurposed phone booths?"
"A tiny lending library killed my parents, child."

It was funny the first time circa 2003 or so

 

[NoBacon]

As a person whose father was actually murdered, I'm shaking.

was he murdered by the ghostbusters on the streets of New York?

 

[BudDickman]

It's a retarded trope from 15+ years ago, stolen of course, where the idea is somebody mentions something innocuous and preferably non-sentient and then you say that that thing killed your parents, for example:

"Who could have anything against tiny lending libraries in repurposed phone booths?"
"A tiny lending library killed my parents, child."

It was funny the first time circa 2003 or so

Woah, that's gay. The fact that he can't even execute this joke template correctly makes him a retard. Pat is a gay retard.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

I feel gross now for liking the Red Green show when I was a kid. Keep your stick on the ice.

 

[guest]

My inability to sell books killed my parents

 

[Nick Gerlips]

"how did your parents die?" - Steve C

 

[guest]

“A World Trade Center killed my parents.” -Pete Davidson