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Pat sighting in the wild.. more elon hate

James Heffner

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Saw this while scrolling instagram.. i do not follow him.. his elon hate is goin fawkin viral..

Obviously the tesla truck is no susan though..
 

DrTorqueCarlisi

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Just learned....

Nothing is ever waterproof. There isn't a single product sold that claims to be. How is he still struggling with his after replacing his $1,800 phone?

Right? If only phones had a "swim mode" he'd be able to tweet from all the bat shit-infested and seaweed-choked water he likes to muck around in on his awful vacations.
 
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Jimminy Cricket he makes me so mad by being a fucking RETARD.
The car has automatic wipers and a rain sensor that detects the rain. Car wash mode disables the rain sensor so the wipers don't get caught on the brushes in the wash. It might also put it in neutral so the car washes with conveyor belts can pull you in
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Why are they obsessed about a car they don’t even like and would never buy? No wonder these people all live miserable lives - they’re obsessed with things that make them upset.
Imagine pocket watching the worlds richest man and thinking that him losing a few billion even effects him. Meanwhile Pat is playing housekeeper in hopes to making a few $100 a week on Airbnb to finance his lawsuit of his city. Pat is far closer to bankruptcy than Elon ever will be and its far more possible of it happening to pat in the near future.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Imagine pocket watching the worlds richest man and thinking that him losing a few billion even effects him. Meanwhile Pat is playing housekeeper in hopes to making a few $100 a week on Airbnb to finance his lawsuit of his city. Pat is far closer to bankruptcy than Elon ever will be and it’s far more possible of it happening to pat in the near future.
Pat is not only on the edge of bankruptcy but if Niki wakes up / is made to divorce him out he’s homeless. His writing career is long dead and driving a 15 year old car because he can’t afford even a used car.
 
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Imagine pocket watching the worlds richest man and thinking that him losing a few billion even effects him. Meanwhile Pat is playing housekeeper in hopes to making a few $100 a week on Airbnb to finance his lawsuit of his city. Pat is far closer to bankruptcy than Elon ever will be and its far more possible of it happening to pat in the near future.
Picturing the fat fuck in a maid outfit cleaning dried cum from strangers off his towels will never not send my ribs to orbit
 
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