Pat sharing photos of meals like this is the proof he's fucking deranged.

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[guest]

Nice crumpet that looks like a period soaked maxi pad, stupid.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I'm astonished that he actually spread the jam instead of just plopping it on like he normally does.

 

[guest]

I'm astonished that he actually spread the jam instead of just plopping it on like he normally does.

Remember when Quasi's lawyer sort of freaked out when you raised your hand in court lol. Always makes me laugh.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Fat marmalade-eatin' cocksucker

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Is that a crumpet... cut in half??

Or one of his homemade abominations?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

LARPing as a brit again

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Is that a crumpet... cut in half??

Or one of his homemade abominations?

I bet they are those shitty Duffys crumpets that are shittyier/flatter versions of a real crumpet.

 

[EraGodless]

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Is that the sesame seed bun from his loserville Thanksgiving at the bar?

 

[MonsterSteve]

Nice crumpet that looks like a period soaked maxi pad, stupid.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.

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[Udders]

That looks like another hamburger bun used as a substitute.

 

[Phish]

Nigga that aint no English Muffin. Thats a hamburger bun.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Jam on top of an already buttered english muffin

 

[wbgreen]

The Star Wars mug makes it so much sadder. Really emphasizes the lonely manchild nature of it.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

The Pig can’t even eat preserves, he has to have jelly. Too close to real fruit.

just like Pat.

 

[ISO__JOE]

This is probably the most productive thing he did that day

 

[HotDogJoe]

I've become desensitized to the fact that a 41 year old man does this. It's gay to take pictures of your food and post it on social media even if you're eating at a 3 star Michelin restaurant but this fucker literally posts every bland meal he eats. Like why the fuck does anyone need to see this? It's nothingness.

I hate him so much.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

The Pig can’t even eat preserves, he has to have jelly. Too close to real fruit.

just like Pat.

Pat is a fruit with jelly tits.