Pat registered as "SquirtingCarol" because he fantasized about Carol cumming

[RobertMewler]

He cyberstalked Carol so much, constantly looking at his instagram pics, that he worked himself into a froth for him. His fantasy was to see or make Carol cum. He wanted it so bad, he invented a 'Carol cumming' username for himself. Gay, sick guy (Pat, not Carol).

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

President Trump told us ages ago that Patrick was a bad/sick guy. But we all kept playing with fire. It’s hard not to keep the fire going when the bacon sizzles and smells so good though, in our defense.

 

[BudDickman]

Pat gave this username and the password "carolisacunt" to esteemed Huffington Post writer Josiah without explanation. I guess he assumed Josiah would understand that you need to create an obscene username and password in order to blend in with a community of sociopaths.

 

[BudDickman]

@admin are you still running that cronjob that checks that all the plaintext passwords contain at least one instance of "cunt", "nigger", or "faggot"?

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Well he hasn't denied it, so I guess you could possibly assume in a potential scenario of an alternate reality that Fat Pat wants one of our guys (our gay guy, big surprise) to peg him in the ass and drop peanut butter protein powder farts in Nikki's pussy... in minecraft of course

 

[Gay Faggot.]

The extent to which Fat Rick hates Carol was the longest, under the radar con I’ve ever seen. It’s like a masterpiece. Carols bit was always bringing up the marathon, but it got old when Rick finally stopped talking about it. Boy was I fucking wrong. Turns out it was eating the inside of Ricks ass (it’s a lot of fatty mush to eat) and angering him to unseen levels. Truly a great bit. Seeing how annoyed he even is with mews, when she’s one of the nicest Pat posters here. When she’s not cheating around with Canyon that is. How mad he must be at Carol, is mind boggling. Good thing Carol is safe, living a wonderful life with a real man who loves him. Ricks man doesn’t love him at all.

 

[Clint Ruin]

angering

Not angering. Hurting. My favorite parts of the Josiah tapes were Rick sounding legitimately wounded by the allegations.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Patrick, just register an account and post with us.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Patrick, just register an account and post with us.

He can go back to just calling his detractors gay, I know he really enjoyed that back before he invented his sassy woke character.

 

[stealthygeek]

The thought of him strategically picking his password is rib smashingly hilarious. He thinks Rahul is sifting through passwords to weed out anything suspicious like "qwerty123" or "p@ssword" that might raise suspicions by not including enough "gay virgin" references.

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[guest]

The thought of him strategically picking his password is rib smashingly hilarious. He thinks Rahul is sifting through passwords to weed out anything suspicious like "qwerty123" or "p@ssword" that might raise suspicions by not including enough "gay virgin" references.

I mean, this is a guy who had a password of boner1. The only thing he strategically picks is his nose.