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Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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HR@PaneraBread

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Around 14 months ago we tried pointing out that you can't take shots at Pat for blocking you and then come on here and hit ignore on anything that challenges your own view of the world. Everyone responded by hitting ignore.

It's a double edged sword for us up here at HQ. Our very existence entails looking at every last male asshole posted on here, we're even thinking we might be starting to like 'em. At no point will that become as gay as blocking someone on a free speech web forum
 

HR@PaneraBread

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What was that? I wasn't paying attention.
That was the whole point of the wrestling tournament according to the guy who did that. We fired him over how bad it went. He was kinda going into business for himself, he was kinda like Sal after he got promoted from intern to da show. This is a communal account for all of us now. It's really only Ethel at the HR reception desk that Pat posts anymore, and that's really just so she can get the fat jokes out.

The idea was actually quite good: Make people confront one another by being the goofs in the middle, squash the beef and hug it out so we can get back to selling wraps and breadbowls. It was going pretty badly anyway until Sting showed up and all of a sudden we've got $50k rafter damage bills to pay and everyone is saying that Panera Bread ain't no good and their Pepperoni Flatbread stinks. Can't be havin' it.
 
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