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Pat ponders winning a million dollars playing the lottery
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Pat, a million pennies is out of your reach, retard.
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Haha! The hovel isn’t even paid for. Nice life fatso
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You left out "pay off my legal fees", Rick
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He also forgot "pay my abuser $24k".
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By the way, the fact that he is 41 and has paid off 0% of his $300k house is so pathetic. In any of the cities I've lived in, even the most dilapidated "literally being squatted in by homeless people" dump is worth more $300k, just based on how much value it would have once renovated. But I've never lived in a flyover city completely devoid of industry and culture like Milwaukee.
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Bragging about your work ethic just before your 2 week international vacation while unemployed. It's absurd before you even tack on the $24K and the state of his body (it's fat. This guy is NOT active).
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i'd dump 23000 in pennies for him to pay quasi. then get a billboard reminding him he's a fag
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Not only that, he just refinanced it, so his equity in it is $0
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Pat will need more than that to satisfy Quashi. He'll need 2,300,000 pennies. Seth would be going crazy rubbing his hands together.
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"keep working" aka lying on the couch all morning tweeting
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First, no shit a million dollars isn’t the same as it used to be. Anyone over the age of 18 knows that. Pats been talking about money a lot lately, I wonder why?!?!
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Pay off a tax deductible low interest fixed rate loan or buy a very high depreciating asset?
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After taxes, Quasi and the LOLsuit, he’ll wind up with $18.
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Don't forget the $23,739.25 you owe the Quash master, Pig. Also I think you might reconsider some of your political positions when you see how big of a cut Joe Biden gets.
To be fair his brother keeps eating them so they’re hard to save.
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Exactly. Only retards and rubes who grew up poor are afraid of debt.
you’d have to be a retard to pay off a 3-4% mortgage while the market is returning 2-3x that
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"Retirement account"
Care to expand on that, you fat failure? Idiot would probably just park it in a commercial bank current account and watch it do nothing.
"Keep on working like always"
What does he tell himself he does all day? Fucking nutjob.
"Maybe a new car"
Yeah, your present one is a piece of shit. Never going to happen though, you'll be driving that beat up shitheap for the rest of your days like Dirk Diggler and his battered Corvette.
Care to expand on that, you fat failure? Idiot would probably just park it in a commercial bank current account and watch it do nothing.
"Keep on working like always"
What does he tell himself he does all day? Fucking nutjob.
"Maybe a new car"
Yeah, your present one is a piece of shit. Never going to happen though, you'll be driving that beat up shitheap for the rest of your days like Dirk Diggler and his battered Corvette.