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Pat never told Niki about Apostlegate.

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She avoided photos for years and now she's all smiles and in the front of every frame, thinking that Canyon and Rahul are about to be imprisoned.

I'd wager money on it.

He can't admit he was trolled to that degree. It's too much.
It has the makings of a murder. There are a lot of forensic files/first 48 where the spouse got in too deep financially and would rather kill their mate than tell the truth. He was probably supposed to murder her in Costa Rica and didn't have the sack, or he fucked up that as well.

I mean, he has completely fucked her financially. There's no way a sane person would go on vacation knowing they were 24k plus in the hole and on the hook for another 100k.
 

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It has the makings of a murder. There are a lot of forensic files/first 48 where the spouse got in too deep financially and would rather kill their mate than tell the truth. He was probably supposed to murder her in Costa Rica and didn't have the sack, or he fucked up that as well.

I mean, he has completely fucked her financially. There's no way a sane person would go on vacation knowing they were 24k plus in the hole and on the hook for another 100k.
Remember when Gavin McInnes was going after Opie and he compared him to some guy that built a fraudulent life pretending to be a doctor and started killing his wife and I think her family members when it all fell apart?

Fatrick's lies about being a comedian and pundit are completely destroyed, what happens when he finally lets go of the author larp?
 
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I mean, he has completely fucked her financially. There's no way a sane person would go on vacation knowing they were 24k plus in the hole and on the hook for another 100k.
He still doesn't "believe" he owes any money. He lies to himself and others. It's all going to work out for Mama Raven's special handsome litigious boy. How could he owe any money when we are the evil cyberstlaker felons and he is Captain America?

Reality hasn't sunk in yet for Patrick, but it will.
 
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Go back and listen to Josiah part 5. It cannot be overemphasised how fucking mentally ill he is.

Another thing highlighted in that tape is how incredibly stupid he is. "Nooo child/Yesss child/That's not how any of this works/Your mouth keeps doing this thing/Shut your fucking mouth" etc. He is incapable of discussion, debate or even basic argument. He can't think on his feet at all. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that his IQ is in the 70-80 range.

So you've got a guy who's deeply nuts and a literal moron. Add the fact that he's a pathological liar. He probably honestly believes that he doesn’t owe any money.
 

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Go back and listen to Josiah part 5. It cannot be overemphasised how fucking mentally ill he is.

Another thing highlighted in that tape is how incredibly stupid he is. "Nooo child/Yesss child/That's not how any of this works/Your mouth keeps doing this thing/Shut your fucking mouth" etc. He is incapable of discussion, debate or even basic argument. He can't think on his feet at all. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that his IQ is in the 70-80 range.

So you've got a guy who's deeply nuts and a literal moron. Add the fact that he's a pathological liar. He probably honestly believes that he doesn’t owe any money.
I still stand by he’s functioning autistic. Terrible parenting, not in the same way, but akin to CWC. He doesn’t understand why all these pictures, social quirks, super hero statements, etc are funny to others. We’re dealing with a social retard. He attempts to mimic things he sees on TV. Autistics typically stay socially under developed hence their usual obsession with cartoons and other things for children. He fits the mold almost entirely. When you add extreme narcissism on top of it, it really just explains everything.

To go to your Josiah part 5 point, that switch is what’s so fucking weird to me. He goes from actual Patrick to “troll slaying, child.” Patrick. Anyone normal would have some type of build up to a sperg out. Everyone has been there at some point. Almost no one not mentally handicapped just changes instantaneously like that. No matter what he is a complete fat retard. Also, I don’t want to disparage other autistics. Plenty of them are good and have good parents. Nice defense of autism, stupid.
 
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To go to your Josiah part 5 point, that switch is what’s so fucking weird to me. He goes from actual Patrick to “troll slaying, child.” Patrick. Anyone normal would have some type of build up to a sperg out. Everyone has been there at some point. Almost no one not mentally handicapped just changes instantaneously like that.
I'm not being dramatic when I say that the second time I heard it I found it genuinely chilling. The first time I laughed and had a wtf moment like Josiah himself, but hearing it again creeped me out. It was like that Primal Fear movie where Ed Norton instantly switched from the stuttering fag into the psycho redneck only Fat is not physically threatening in any way. Same level nuts though.
 

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I'm not being dramatic when I say that the second time I heard it I found it genuinely chilling. The first time I laughed and had a wtf moment like Josiah himself, but hearing it again creeped me out. It was like that Primal Fear movie where Ed Norton instantly switched from the stuttering fag into the psycho redneck only Fat is not physically threatening in any way. Same level nuts though.
He had been preparing that speech for 3 years. "little infant baby child" sounded so good in his head.
 
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Go back and listen to Josiah part 5. It cannot be overemphasised how fucking mentally ill he is.

Another thing highlighted in that tape is how incredibly stupid he is. "Nooo child/Yesss child/That's not how any of this works/Your mouth keeps doing this thing/Shut your fucking mouth" etc. He is incapable of discussion, debate or even basic argument. He can't think on his feet at all. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that his IQ is in the 70-80 range.

So you've got a guy who's deeply nuts and a literal moron. Add the fact that he's a pathological liar. He probably honestly believes that he doesn’t owe any money.
He speaks and writes better than an 80 IQ, I'd say 100 or so, lower average for a white person, but his lust to seem smarter makes it come off way lower.
 
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I still stand by he’s functioning autistic.
Totally agree. The man had a 25 minute conversation where 95% of what he said was either:
  • "shut your fucking mouth"
  • "your mouth keeps doing this thing..."
  • "little, baby, child. baby, infant, baby"
I used to think he was just a full blown narcissist who is unable to handle any criticism whatsoever and that the "child" thing was just a quirk. Hearing how repetitive he was makes me think he is autistic as well.
 
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Well you speak and “right” like a 70 IQ shitskin. I assume you’re smarter and white, however.
LOL, fucking phone I've been trying speech to text, writes oopsies. Guess I should stick to PC, but it was working good in my texts. I would assume you realize nobody alive doesn't know right from write and it was either a phonetic styled typo or a speech to text thing, talk about low IQ and all lol.
 

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I'm not being dramatic when I say that the second time I heard it I found it genuinely chilling. The first time I laughed and had a wtf moment like Josiah himself, but hearing it again creeped me out. It was like that Primal Fear movie where Ed Norton instantly switched from the stuttering fag into the psycho redneck only Fat is not physically threatening in any way. Same level nuts though.
Definitely. The first listen I was laughing but also thinking, this isn't quite what I was expecting. Something about it is off. Further listens are much more interesting and unsettling from a psychological position. With each listen, Josiah is funnier, Pat is creepier.
 
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Remember when Gavin McInnes was going after Opie and he compared him to some guy that built a fraudulent life pretending to be a doctor and started killing his wife and I think her family members when it all fell apart?

Fatrick's lies about being a comedian and pundit are completely destroyed, what happens when he finally lets go of the author larp?
That would be a great sitcom subplot. Because they’re both fags, I mean.
 

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I'm not being dramatic when I say that the second time I heard it I found it genuinely chilling.
It's because of the sinking realization that you're dealing with someone who's legitimately insane. Someone who is not capable of looking at reality in the same way you can. You like to imagine that other people are operating on the same level of thought as you are, as humans are naturally empathetic.

There's a part of you that assumed that Pig's just putting up an act of fake bravado and that secretly he's aware of how silly he's being. It's a disturbing feeling to discover that, in fact, his lies are all real to him and he has no concept of how crazy he appears to normal people. It's like that Werner Herzog quote of gazing into a chicken's eye and realizing there's nothing there but sheer empty, non-sapient stupidity, and there's something terrifying about that.

That clip was the final blow to whatever chance of redemption Pig might've had, it's made it abundantly clear that he is irreparably broken and that he will never change for the better. He will continue to child strangers on his phone even as the bailliffs are hoisting the couch out from under him.
 
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I'm not being dramatic when I say that the second time I heard it I found it genuinely chilling. The first time I laughed and had a wtf moment like Josiah himself, but hearing it again creeped me out. It was like that Primal Fear movie where Ed Norton instantly switched from the stuttering fag into the psycho redneck only Fat is not physically threatening in any way. Same level nuts though.
You could feel it building up with the “Shut your fucking mouth!” statements. He used that like 4 times before the big explosion, but the tension was instant from the first request.

I still chuckle when Josiah told him that the editor called him “a fat Faggot with bitch tits” lmao
 
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